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Goddamn Life

When your life sucks so much you give it a pessimistic name
mark: i hate my goddamn life
akari: hi
mark: ooh
they fuck for 0100103290293094090e+.2232/323212=282902312338923333+33673626 hours
leo: wtf mark
mark: akari lets do anal again
by sir moron da great December 7, 2022
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Goddamn Goddamn

When you’re drunk asf and goddamn just isn’t good enough.
by North Yorks Finest Jr November 26, 2023
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goddamnsonofabitchpieceofshitmotherfuckingassholefuckfuckfuck

Microsoft Sam (of Thunderbirds101)'s infamous profanity line. Typically used when something goes wrong/someone (probably you) gets in trouble.
Microsoft Sam: Damn it, there's absolutely nothing to do today. ROFL Robot, any suggestions?
ROFL Robot: Eat a Highway Cookie.
Microsoft Sam: GODDAMNSONOFABITCHPIECEOFSHITMOTHERFUCKINGASSHOLEFUCKFUCKFUCK
by CarkyAmster June 19, 2024
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Goddamnery

the act of doing something so dumb there is no other way to explain it. Maybe someone is coked out of their mind or acting a fool after a handle of vodka. Or, maybe it is just some old woman at the bar named Janice.
He’s on that Goddamnery
by Eeap November 6, 2025
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Brown goddamn eyes

Brown Goddamn Eyes stands for a person that has Brown Goddamn eyes It is used as a form of communication between people using there frustration but not using any Sensitive Language but to somewhat be funny in a way, well I think.
Person 1: You Brown Goddamn Eyes, I'll get you next time.
Person 2: Oh Damn he got some Brown Goddamn Eyes, You fucking missed a shot now we can't get dinner today fucker.
by ErUdone March 30, 2022
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My goddamn privacy

The thing that you ignore
by Stupidity.I’m November 24, 2022
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