A place where you can be employed for only one week then you have the ability to retire for the rest of your life.
A place where you will look back and reminisce upon that one week of employment and wish you weren't fired and replaced by a pensioner with tuck shop arms.
A place where you will look back and reminisce upon that one week of employment and wish you weren't fired and replaced by a pensioner with tuck shop arms.
by Elite Master of Pwn September 29, 2010
Get the Golf Course Lunch Kiosk mug.An unofficial acronym which, using the NATO phonetic alphabet, spells - G.L.F. This translates to 'Go Like Fuck' i.e. to accelerate to maximum speed in pursuit of a criminal, stolen car or other reason to get to a destination as fast as possible.
The term was first brought to the UK's attention in 1998 through a documentary broadcast under the title 'Golf Lima Foxtrot'. The programme asked wether the risk to the public by high-speed police chases could be justified in light of many deaths and accidents that had occurred as a result.
The police publicly denied that the term 'Golf Lima Foxtrot' was ever used, or that officers were in any way encouraged to take unnecessary risks when it came to high speed pursuits despite several police officers admitting privately that they were sometimes put under pressure to drive faster than they felt was safe.
The term was first brought to the UK's attention in 1998 through a documentary broadcast under the title 'Golf Lima Foxtrot'. The programme asked wether the risk to the public by high-speed police chases could be justified in light of many deaths and accidents that had occurred as a result.
The police publicly denied that the term 'Golf Lima Foxtrot' was ever used, or that officers were in any way encouraged to take unnecessary risks when it came to high speed pursuits despite several police officers admitting privately that they were sometimes put under pressure to drive faster than they felt was safe.
Dude 1 in bar - "Shit, my wife is going to be home in 20 minutes, I told her I'd be at home looking after the kids."
Dude 2 in bar - "What are you waiting for 'Golf Lima Foxtrot' bro!"
Dude 2 in bar - "What are you waiting for 'Golf Lima Foxtrot' bro!"
by Phased Reality November 3, 2012
Get the Golf Lima Foxtrot mug.The act of of shoving as many golf balls as a female can in her vagina until the orgasm pushed them out.
Lisa: Marge I got hella news to hell you!
Marge: Oh fuck Lisa did you golf pussy last night again?!
Lisa: Yeah! I totally made a hole in one.
Marge: Oh fuck Lisa did you golf pussy last night again?!
Lisa: Yeah! I totally made a hole in one.
by Baddyfuckdaddy February 1, 2017
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Get the golf mug.Someone that live life as a party boy in the Roman Empire. Life is short and there are not enough people to meet and love every weekend because the money is never a problem or excuse.
Rolfus is a golfus
by MarthaM February 13, 2020
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by Barry from Northampton March 17, 2020
Get the Golf mug.Bill - “Yo home sauce, what happened today with the no show on the teebox?”
Tommy- “Yea sorry my Impala got a flat tire and my cricket phone wasn’t charged”
Bill - “Got a case of golfphobia huh?
Tommy - “Yea I didn’t want to be shanking balls around those douchebags. Please don’t say anything”
Tommy- “Yea sorry my Impala got a flat tire and my cricket phone wasn’t charged”
Bill - “Got a case of golfphobia huh?
Tommy - “Yea I didn’t want to be shanking balls around those douchebags. Please don’t say anything”
by Jwstennis October 16, 2020
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