fap goggles

A state entered after extensive abstinence from masturbation in which one perceives all others as more attractive than usual.

Dude. It might be Fap-Free February, but you just told me that Manda chick who's like 250 pounds was hot. You really need to take off your fap goggles.

by Firstborn Unicorn July 2, 2011

Relationship Goggles

When you only have eyes for your partner, so the sexual advances of attractive members of the opposite sex no longer have an effect on you.

Fred: "That hot blonde at the phone storewas making a move on you" ...
George: "I didn't notice, I have relationship goggles"

by JPDyno July 14, 2009

speed goggles

When you're opinion of a member of the opposite sex changes based on how fast he/she is. Very common among top cross-country runners, track athletes, swimmers, etc. Although throwers and jumpers are not basing on speed, but rather throwing or jumping ability, the term "speed goggles" is still applied.

Guy 1- "Man that girl is fine."
Guy 2- "She's decent but you're rockin your speed goggles a little too much"

by Cybulski FTW May 1, 2006

vadge goggles

Vadge goggles are special safety eyewear worn to prevent explosive vaginal fluids from blinding the male during cunnilingus or vanillingus.

Jacques generally wears vadge goggles when he goes down, down, down, down.

by Jacques Asse April 28, 2009

Pimp Goggles

Glasses that are better then other glasses in every way possible

Glasses that make ones appearance stunning

There has only been one reported pair of Pimp Goggles

by theycallmethebignunpie August 19, 2009

Labia Goggles

The female equivalent of "Arabian Goggles". A female squats over a mans face engulfing his entire nose and mouth within her vagina while spreading her labia over her partners eyes.

"But Coroner, how did he die?"

"Well, from my calculations your friend Bruce suffocated during an intense Labia Goggles session. Must've forgotten the safe word."

by Zayo April 27, 2011

Shallow Hal Goggles

When someone sees the inner beauty of everyone because they know physical appearance can't be helped, but personality can. Due to this, they "see" people for who they really are. A beautiful person can remain beautiful looking to them, however if their personality is ugly, the person with Shallow Hal Goggles will not be interested.

Comes from the movie Shallow Hal, in which Hal is hypnotized to see people for who they are on the inside.

Compare and contrast beer goggles.

Bob: Anthony turned down a date with the hot head cheerleader! Is he stupid?

Alice: No, he just has Shallow Hal Goggles. He's not interested in someone mean and bitchy.

by tendollarlameo July 25, 2011