Another name for a ninja poo. A super fast visit to the toilet. Zero wiping required. Just fires out and you're done.
Guy 1: I just need to drop the kids off at the pool.
*2 minutes later*
Guy 2: That was quick!
Guy 1: Yeah, just had a wonderful fast glide.
*2 minutes later*
Guy 2: That was quick!
Guy 1: Yeah, just had a wonderful fast glide.
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Slang for the clitoris, due to the fact that the entire organ looks like a streamlined penis, the kind used in hang gliding.
by Satan Trump June 5, 2018
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by Armata March 12, 2019
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Come over here and let me Glide that Sugar! Ok baby, I need my Sugar glided so bad, I'm horny af! Sugar gliding is my new favorite hobby.
by Handjob Genie July 13, 2019
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by Slip and slide September 26, 2020
Get the Homie Gliding mug.The Dragon Glider (ドラゴングライダー) is an obstacle introduced in SASUKE 35's First Stage, replacing the Double Pendulum. It also indirectly removed the Tarzan Rope and Lumberjack Climb due to space constraint and the length of the obstacle.
Competitors must jump from a trampoline and grab a bar which will slide down on a wavy rail track. At the end of the first track, competitors must jump over a large gap and grab onto a second bar that slides down another wavy track, and finally land on the landing platform on the other side.
The Dragon Glider has exactly the same function as the Double Dipper, which was firstly used as the third obstacle on American Ninja Warrior 9 in Stage One. However, unlike the Double Dipper, the Dragon Glider has a trampoline at the starting platform, requiring competitors to jump from the trampoline and reach the first bar. In addition, the distance between the first and second wavy tracks is closer than the original counterpart, with the tracks slightly differ in design.
Competitors must jump from a trampoline and grab a bar which will slide down on a wavy rail track. At the end of the first track, competitors must jump over a large gap and grab onto a second bar that slides down another wavy track, and finally land on the landing platform on the other side.
The Dragon Glider has exactly the same function as the Double Dipper, which was firstly used as the third obstacle on American Ninja Warrior 9 in Stage One. However, unlike the Double Dipper, the Dragon Glider has a trampoline at the starting platform, requiring competitors to jump from the trampoline and reach the first bar. In addition, the distance between the first and second wavy tracks is closer than the original counterpart, with the tracks slightly differ in design.
Dude, i failed the Dragon Glider, Noooo wayy dude did you hear that Nagano failed the Dragon Glider.
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