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Glass Joe

Anything rediculously easy.
This chick was all over me, knocking it down is gonna be Glass Joe...
by GBurgNupe August 24, 2004
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glass bottom boat

A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top. How some people find this stimulating I'll never know.

Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.
Your grandfather got arrested in Thailand again after paying an underage transvestite hooker for some glass bottom boat action.
by Frank667788 August 21, 2006
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Glass

V. To use high-powered weaponry such as nuclear bombs on large populations
-The fuck is up with this Middle East shit?
-I know man, we should just glass them.
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tall glass of water

similar to "tall, dark, and handsome", if you are a tall glass of water, you are a tall guy who is a good catch, i.e. a goodlooking bachelor
Girl: Wow, would ya check him out? His deep voice is so sexxxyyyyy, and he plays tennis, AND he loves kids! Now that's a tall glass of water if I ever saw one!
by Annie September 13, 2006
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glasgow central

a place where young scene kids from the city of glasgow can hang about. though really, its a train station, GROW UP.
"aw mon we need tae get tae scentroo tae do our makeup an chat aboot oli sykkes then have a sip of lambrini n pretend tae be mwi & no even inhale ma jakey mayfair smooths properly. a mean fs glasgow central is the place tae beee"
by rufussss June 16, 2008
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glakey

glakey means stupid, dozy.
"your so glakey like"
by Razza1212 March 1, 2005
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Gaskamp

A Gaskamp is when you have a boner, but then you think of something that makes you lose your erection.
I was rock hard, but then i saw Olga, total gaskamp.
by vagomez June 18, 2011
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