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Future Flex

The act of a business or corporate entity imposing unnecessary, potentially complicating changes to reliable office equipment or devices for the sake of impressing clientele.
"Management replaced our equipment with fancy new things that malfunction half of the time."

"It's a future flex nobody wanted."
by Fcking_Chuck May 20, 2022
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Future Shuffle

The game where you ask anything that relates to the future than click shuffle on spotify or a music software and it plays a song.

Used mainly for fun
Amy: What are Jerry's true feelings about me
Sam: Want to future shuffle to find out

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Lisa: How will my new school go
*shuffles music* *gets a sad song*
Lisa: aww..
by Overnewton l June 15, 2019
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Faith In The Future

Former One Direction member Louis Tomlinson's 2nd studio album that came out on November of 2022. It is vastly different from his debut (Walls) in the best way possible. It has mixes of punk, indie pop, pop and rock genres. Listen to it because it's just that good
Person: whats fitf?
Louie: Louis Tomlinson's album Faith in the Future STREAM IT NOW!!!
by totally not harry styles February 2, 2023
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Future-ism

A way of life for recently broken men. This way consist of not trusting women, becoming toxic towards women, as well as losing emotional attachment to women. These teachings are named after Future (or Lord Future), a rapper that was the first to be broken by the female gender.
“Yo did you cheat on your girl? Why?”
“Cause I didn’t wanna get too comfortable bro. Gotta stick to my future-ism”
by neverforget_410 March 31, 2021
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future bert

A growing or predicted bert; a menace to one's sanity that can be seen on the proverbial horizon. See also ass hat
Did you hear him whining already? That one's a future bert for sure.
by da_plunger October 24, 2007
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future regret

The feeling that overcomes you when you know
the action you are about to undertake will have
severe repercussions at a later date.

Hoping to postpone the consequences of a
stupid act to a later date when you have had time
to reflect on it.
I know my wife will blow a gasket, and there will be
a high price to pay in future regret, but I'm going
to buy that Jeep!
by jsd9632 December 30, 2011
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future genetix

We only sell hermaphrodite seeds, we lie about our paperwork , we photoshop our lab results , we even have skidz pretending to be vets
Future genetix plants all herm. Save your 20 bucks and get buck a seed from weedasec
by Dthefraudghey May 6, 2021
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