The Arizona Funnel

The action of closing a womans "clitoris" after squirting Carolina Reaper juice inside the "vaginal area"

WheN my wife wanted to spice up thing in bed, I had to give her The Arizona Funnel

by 1037464628 September 1, 2023

Funnel

Funnel or Funneling is an expression also used in the world wide popular MMORPG "World of Warcraft". The consept of the word was invented (as story is beeing told) by Exellia and Ljungfrau on the pvp server Vashj. The best place to preform a funnel is in the Draenei city "Exodar". To do this you need a mage, simply for the ability they have to make portals. What you do is create a portal behind the place where you will end up if you take the portal. Line up as many people as possible. Run towards the portal click it and you will end up where you started. Do this rapidly over and over again. It's hillarious.

"zomg lulz let's go to exodar and funnel"

by hixcie May 29, 2008

butt funnel

The butt funnel is a great instrument/tool. It is simply one of those priceless inventions used to make an Alabama Key Lime Pie easier. If you don't know what that is, you are an amateur and need to look it up on this website. It's basically used just like any other funnel, it just has the word "butt" in front of it. Everyone knows how to use a normal funnel....So you don't miss the hole, rather it be a the hole in your car engine that you put oil in, a stink star, also known as a butthole, or just simply a cup. I guess a normal funnel could also be called a "butt funnel" as long as it is strictly used to perform an Alabama Key Lime Pie. Damn, I almost got off the subject...What you do is simple and very erotic. Just pee in the funnel as it is inserted into the butthole of your significant other right after you cum. This will obviously take a couple of minutes since every guy knows that a piss right after you cum takes alot of concentration. It is very possible though and awesome when it is accomplished. You will eventually get the perfect mixture of cum and piss resulting in an Alabama Key Lime Pie. If you don't enjoy this, don't do it because your girl will be asking for it time and time again.

FYI - Also, this device can also been referred to as a "Docking Station"...Simply used by rookie Space Dockers so they don't miss. After 4-5 times this device will no longer be necessary.

P.S. - This definition will require a gigantic coffee mug.

Tiawana: Shit T-Roy, you're too drunk to perform an Alabama Key Lime Pie on me tonight.

T-Roy: You're probably right baby. Good thing we purchased a Butt Funnel this afternoon. It sure is alot easier to his a 6-inch hole than your dinky little pussy hole.

Tiawana: That was awesome T-Roy. Please do it again.

T-Roy: Girl, you're such a freak. You got to wail until tomorrow. Everyone knows you can't do that until you eat something. Now get up and get in the shower and get the hell off my bed before that shit spills out. Damn you're nasty.

by reebdaeh October 6, 2009

Funneling

The most sexual act you can think of

I love funneling

by Nikeetz November 16, 2010

Funnel Club

A party or get together for heavy drinkers.

You guys must be in the funnel club!

by ewhogg March 18, 2007

butt funnel

1. Sadly there is such a thing as a butt funnel. It is a funnel that goes in a butt so you can see inside. It's a Japanese sex toy. It comes with a little flashlight so you can see inside

2. Someone who is useless and obtuse.

No, don't invite that butt funnel to go with us. There are going to be women there and he always gets in the way

by Clint P. Keen April 27, 2008

Funnel

The act of doing coke - to 'funnel' it up your nose

"Yo I just funneled six lines"
"I just picked up, lets go funnel"

by Jally Mary Jane Aard January 12, 2009