Frozen Straight

The polar opposite of "Flaming Gay." Used to describe those who are without question heterosexual. Whereas flamboyance in dress and mannerisms are stereotypical indicators of the homosexual male, the dress and mannerisms of Frozen Straight men are conservative and typically low-key.

Josh enjoys working on and racing his 1970 Chevelle SS, follows the Green Bay Packers religiously, and enjoys riding his Harley. He is a Lieutenant in the Army. He considers dogs smaller than Beagles to be barking rodents, and only drinks black coffee. Josh is Frozen Straight.

by J.D. Favre May 21, 2009

the frozen chipmonk

when a woman give a man a BJ with ice cubes in her mouth

use your imagination, the frozen chipmonk with accorn stuffed in mouth

by t master tony July 10, 2009

Frozen Frog

A French Canadian. (also referred to as Franco-Canadians or Canadiens; French: Canadien(ne)s français(es)) are an ethnic group who trace their ancestry to French colonists who settled in Canada from the late 16th century onward.

"I had to pass a Frozen Frog on the interstate today. They must not know how to read the speed limit in the English Imperial System."

by John Cicero July 21, 2019

Frozen yogurt

Ejaculation when performed outside at temperatures below freezing. Use caution.

"It's supposed to be -8 tonight, I was thinking of getting some frozen yogurt."
"Jesus dude, be careful. Bring some warm water in a thermos, all right?."

by TheGiggler December 22, 2008

frozen stranger

when u put ur hand in ice till it gets almost frozen and numb then jack off

i gave myself a frozen stranger

by thamann May 13, 2005

frozen carl

Take a shit. Place the log in the freezer. Once frozen, take it out and proceed to fuck her with it.

I did my girl good with a frozen carl.

by BigRed1 November 24, 2013

fresh frozen

Its like when the food is called fresh but like Gordon be like nah its not its frozen

Almost every food on Kitchen nightmares: Fresh Frozen

by iispendtomuchtxmeonnetflix September 30, 2020