Fredo Scenario

When something goes horribly wrong for an individual amongst his family or group of friends – typically following an act of betrayal or unforgiveable poor judgment – and that person becomes an outcast. Although unloved and unwanted, the person is still allowed to hang around because of his previous relationship to those wronged. Adapted from the Fredo character in the Godfather movies.

Unfortunately, history has proven there is no way to tactfully make the outcast depart. Fredo Corleone was shot in the back while fishing in The Godfather Part II, a particularly cruel yet fair conclusion to any Fredo Scenario.

Will: “I just heard that Sam told our wives we went to the strip club, even though he decided to wait in the car. It’s not going to be fun tonight when we get home.”

Jack: “That bastard…I’m finished with Sam. He has become a living example of The Fredo Scenario.”

Will: "I wish we had a fishing boat."

by Louisiana Gold February 26, 2009

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freshmen freak-out

when a freshmen in high school has absolutely no clue whatsoever how to get to a certain class or area. during this stressful process, they go crazy sprinting through the hallways and yelling about how big their school is. this happens most of the time when the bell rings beginning a new class period. Freshmen freak-outs occur in the first few months of high school, until the freshmen adjusts to his or her surroundings. freshmen freak-outs are usualy expressed in bitter anger.

Carl was having a total freshmen freak-out when the hallways were totaly jammed and he still had no idea where his english class was.

by hugmonsta May 11, 2010

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Freast

1) v. Stuffing your face with food provided for free by other people, usually family or friends.

2) n,v. When your friends leave town on vacation and offer for you to come clean out their fridge of all leftovers while they are gone. Feasting for free!

1) Let's go to my mom's house so we can freast before we head out tonight!

2)Person #1: "Well, it looks like they left us 2-day old Chinese takeout, a bland carrot salad, chickpea spaghetti, and a piece of gluten-free spinach quiche..."
Person #2: "This is going to be a freast!"
Person #1: "Yeah! Let's freast!"

by foulball January 19, 2015

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Jim French

While going down on a girl, the act of alternating between sucking and nibbling on her clit.

My wife's in a good mood. I Jim Frenched her twice last night.
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Things started slow, but after I dropped a Jim French on her, it really picked up!

by GPropMan October 7, 2008

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Lowery Freshman Center

Lowery is filled with fuck boys and hoes and a whole bunch of hood rats who love talking shit and fighting and also full of teachers that tell you 24/7 to put your id on.

Jack Goff: Dude didn’t you know lowery freshman center is like a strip club with all the people that get dress coded?

Nick gurr: Dude, really? no way!

by Kashoot Myself September 1, 2019

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Tipp-ex Freak

The one guy or girl in the class who can't stop themselves from using tipp-ex whenever they make a tiny spelling mistake or don't write a letter the way they want to.

Usually their page ends up covered in the white stuff and is just a drippy, sticky mess.

John: Dude, why the hell is Katie's page all drippy and sticky? Is it to do with her meeting eith Dan behind the-

Jill: Oh no, she's just one of those weird tipp-ex freaks.

by pode December 23, 2011

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