Fortshit

The game played by gay little squeakers that can't except that other games exist.

Gay Little Kid - Hey, I just got this battle royale game called Fortshit!

by GimmeDemToes104 August 12, 2019

Walking Farts

People are different in many ways. One of those is the way they fart. The Walking Farts describes somebody that lets their farts out in small, easy to handle squeezes, if done whilst walking, this makes a familiar "Pop!... Pop!... Pop!... Pop!" noise. The walking farts generally do not smell as much because they let out smaller doses of Methane, thus this is the prefered way to fart

Did you hear Tom walk by? He must have the walking farts!

by Mother Farker Chinese Dentist May 14, 2006

Hemorrhoid Farts

A condition where you have a lot of farts built up, but when you go to fart, it's really hard to make it come out, because everything is dry down there, and you have to push and it feels like a bubble on your butthole.

Dammit, all this heroin I just took is giving me hemorrhoid farts!

by indieguru February 21, 2009

stella farts

farts the day after drinkin stella the night b4

u betta hold yr nose i got a bad case of stella farts 2day

by sum strange guy November 6, 2007

Monster Farts

A case of the farts brought on by drinking energy drinks such as Monster, rockstar, or Nos. Hense Monster farts being related to monster the drink.

Dave: Farts*

Sam: Dude thats horrible, you got the monster farts?

Dave: Yep been drinking monster all day.

by xxloosecannonxx March 21, 2010

fartsniffer

One who smells farts as a hobby

There was a fartsniffer on the elevator as he eyed carefully all of the young ladies riding up after lunch

by AlbertEinstein March 31, 2003

fartsworth

a small amount of something, something of a meagre quantity.

Honestly officer im not drunk,ive only had a fartsworth.
look at how small that kitten is, hes not even a fartsworth.

by lee wylding April 1, 2008