Fork

An eating utensil with FOUR stabby prongs. (Not to get confused with a trident, a device with 3 prongs. Forks have 4 not 3. You do not eat with a trident, it is a godly weapon, not a fork.)

I’m eating my salad with a fork

by Fredisnotdead January 24, 2018

So Funny I Forgot To Laugh

It's a webcomic. One day, a neurotic artist decided to create a stick figure comic. Then God said, LET THERE BE CHARACTERS, and appeared Suds, a cynical drinking sarcastic smartass; Perry, a shy guy lost in his thoughts; and Avital, the dumb creator herself. Together, they will overcome horrifying obstacles. Like CVS.

"Hey man, have you ever heard of So Funny I Forgot To Laugh?"
"No, what the hell's that?"
"We're over."
"Darn."

by it is, like, SOOOO not Avital October 31, 2011

I forgor

Gay homo code for "I want two fat furry lesbians to buttfuck me in the ass"

Person: I forgor 💀
The Two Furry Lesbians: Ur a thirsty one!
Person: Nooo that's rape
(He was never to be seen again)

by ComedyShortsGamer69420 July 22, 2021

forkin' it

when you are eating a meal that requires cutting with a knife, but you dont have a knife, and attempt to cut it using the side of your fork. this usually results in frustration and your meal being flattened out.

Johnny: yo, whats up with your chicken? it looks like someone dropped a fat guy on it.
Bob: nah, i didnt have a knife, so i tried forkin' it.

by Jezuz Munky May 17, 2008

I forgor 💀

You’re a total badass. Badass sigma male call sign.

“Shit sorry bro… I forgor 💀”

“All good king, your dick must be fucking massive. Do you want to fuck my girlfriend?”

by ThunderButt69 August 14, 2021

Forkchops

What crackers use at a Chinese restaurant to eat.

Term applies when someone who doesn't know how to use their chop sticks properly, so they stab at their food as if they were using a fork.

Babe can you pass me those forkchops?

by CrackerKing August 6, 2010

fokop

afrikaans translation for "screw-up"

Jissis Frik you are a fokop

by Kleinman January 8, 2012