fool semi-automatic

A concocted term, abusing the language to make a safe, normal feature sound like it’s scary, dangerous, and unfit for ordinary people.

General Chicken Wing gave a demonstration of a sporting rifle, and called it “fool semi-automatic “! LOL’z

by Anim8us May 17, 2018

Fool Smoker

A person, usually male, who routinely defeats and dominates their opponent to the point of embarrassment and humiliation.

Look at that guy walking away crying. He's obviously a victim of a fool smoker.

by Ole' Sid May 21, 2018

Fool's Gold

When you submit something to Urban Dictionary and the volunteer editors turn down your word.

Kit Fisto: I had the best idea last night and tried to put it up on Urban Dicktionary but was turned down.
Face Fuck Whirly Pool: Hey man they run a business and can't just have late night weirdos like you get away with posting fool's gold all over their websiter

by mithoples March 7, 2018

Fool Catcher

A "fool catcher" is any item or device used to give away the unwanted entrance to a place or to go into an area which is restricted or be used when not authorized. In "Thunderball", James Bond puts a hair across the bottom of his hotel room closet to see if the door gets opened while he is away. Other fool catchers are bottles tied together with fishing line on a staircase, a bell or a can of nails placed on a windowsill near the catch which will fall and make noise if the window if opened or greasing the handle of a questionable knife - if it later shows a print, it was used; if it's clean later, it was used.

He tried to sneak in through the window, but the fool catcher gave him away. Or

I told her to stay out of my stuff, and I later saw the fool catcher was gone - she went in my stuff anyway.

by hiwaychild July 18, 2018

fool's balls

When crazy ass cracked up black men in the hood go into some dude's house and they cut off his testicles while they sleep and yell "I got yo balls foo'!" and then run away to sell them on the black market

Aw, god fucking damn! Now they got a fool's balls!

by zombie vagina July 24, 2018

Fool's Gold Shower

While taking a shit, you have your partner take a piss on you.

I was dropping the Browns off at the Superbowl, when my girl performed a Fool's Gold Shower

by JaBird December 7, 2018

Fool-Dal-Tree

Silly or strange

This shit fool-dal-tree
That’s fool-dal-tree
Wow that’s a lot of fool-dal-tree stuff

by Whdnfuene December 13, 2018