What the Flimflam

A substitute for saying a bad word. Usually used for expressing anger or a substitute for the word f*ck.

WHAT THE FLIMFLAM DID YOU DO PATTY YOU LITTLE SHIT STOP WASTING MONEY!

by math ew math ew June 8, 2019

flimp

1. (adj.) Cool; awesome.
2. (n.) A boat.

1. Those are some flimp jeans you got there.

2. He rowed away on a wooden flimp.

by 24Frets March 26, 2010

flimping

When one person poops in some else's ear at which point a third person is pissing in someone's nose

"Me and my friends had a go at flimping yesterday it was really strange"said Dave

by Mrstealyourpasta December 19, 2017

flimpis

Excess scrotal tissue. The condition can be genetic and seldom leads to medical complications. Or more often its etiology can be traced to scarring caused my repeated zippering of skin that has not been safely retucked after urination. Flimpis is a rare medical condition, as those predisposed to more than one accidental zippering usually do not survive long enough to reach breeding age.

Sweet Jesus....got my flimpis hung up again.

by harry flashman July 4, 2003

flimz

someone being extremely weak or flimsy. Can also refer to the weakest hand in poker (a 7 and a 2)

I can't believe you dropped the vase, you're so filmzy

by 337 October 13, 2004

flimposinkuwa

the eggs they serve at mcdonalds that obviously are not real.

do u want my flimposinkuwa they make my nostrils fart.

by bo12 October 22, 2007

flimertful

A blending of the words flirting, mean, and hurtful. To be playfully malicious with an individual, the recipient often unknowing of the intent, and can lead to unfounded feelings of closeness, or can result in bouts of sexual distress.

Jeff misinterpreted Sarah's flimertful behavior as true love - unaware she was only toying with his emotions.

by jb0803 December 19, 2013