faux flatulence

when you are at work or on a date and your chair squeaks or your heel scrapes the floor and it sounds like a fart. Your attempt to duplicate the noise so not to appear flatulent.

I had to create some faux flatulence so my date wouldn't think I was nasty

by palomar65 August 29, 2011

fatulent

Adj. - Obese to such an extent that the folds of one's flesh act as artificial butt cracks, exuding their own carnal stench.

Man, yo mamma is so fatulent, when she sits around the house, man, it stinks!

by El Mayor May 1, 2006

flatulative

A food, drink, or otherwise consumable substance that strongly encourages and induces the onset of flatulence.

Bro, your mom's mushroom pizza is a hardcore flatulative - it's got me droppin bombs all over the place.

by ace1080x November 24, 2011

flatulatitis

A medical condition which symptoms include uncontrolled farting, and the lying to others about the condition.
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David. She says she has flatulatitis. I think she really is a disgusting person

by vanadaar1979 January 24, 2014

Flatucants

The sensation experienced when unable to pass wind due to social or environmental restrictions.

John needed to let one rip but the pretty girl nearby caused Flatucants.

by paul007 January 26, 2015

Flatuland

verb - To fart loudly upon arrival at a destination, often as a means of announcing one's presence in a provocative manner.

"Gareth is soooo disgusting - when we finally made it to Heathrow, he flatulanded right in front of the flight attendants!"

by Beaves April 23, 2015

Flabulant

Fabulous Flatulence. A really good fart.

That fart was flabulant girl!!!

by SadieStormborn August 17, 2017