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Puppy Flapjack

A sexual position used by cross country/track runners where a guy give a girl a cream pie while in doggy-style and the girl uses the male's ball-sack to "sponge" up the sperm, she then proceeds to eat the ball-sack like a flapjack.
Guy- "C'mon baby let me cum in you."
Girl- "Ok, but let me puppy flapjack you."
by King's Fork Honey Badger August 14, 2012
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Flapjacks

A mixture of flour and eggs made into a delicious, fluffy, circle shaped food.

Usually had on Saturday or Sunday morning with maple syrup.
"Dude, want to come over tonight? My mom's gonna make flapjacks in the morning!"
by Pancakes>Flapjacks March 31, 2019
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Canadian FlapJack

Giving a blowjob to a Canadian man that smells faintly of maple syrup.
“I went to Vancouver over spring break and gave a Canadian flapjack during a concert.”
by TyrannicalPenguin November 30, 2018
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Flapjacking

My bird was Flapjacking me last night
by Aslan101 May 15, 2016
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Flapjack

An insult. Used to say "loser" or "chach".
"Hey flapjack, get outta my way before I pound your face into the dumpster outback."
by Synjin the Skeleton May 1, 2017
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Bombay Flapjack

Crapping into someone's mouth
he says - "Hello Dear what would you like to eat today"
she says - "Hmmmm, think I'll have a bombay flapjack
He says - "open your mooth then you dorty hoo-er"
she says - "yum yum!"
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Marmalade flapjack

Any unusual sexual act between two consenting young people that only occurs because they both know that they're not supposed to be sleeping together. A common euphemism that went around schools in southern England in the late 1980s.
"Tracey and that there Sandra did the marmalade flapjack in the bathroom at Wayne's party and they had to replace the shower head after."

"I didn't even really need a babysitter anymore, and I proved it when me and Julie ended up doing the marmalade flapjack on the stairs ten minutes before my mum and dad got home. She still got paid and all!"
by Jack The Bodiless January 24, 2023
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