flapjack

the use of your fat balmy belly for jacking off yourself

"My girl said i was too drunk so i ended up flapjacking myself

by OxBLOOD January 2, 2008

bisexual flapjack

a sometimes gay post man whose skin is flappy like flapjacks

my mailman is probably a bisexual flapjack. he always hits on my neighbor, who happens to be a bisexual flapjack as well on the lam.

by twizzlefoshizzle March 5, 2009

flapjack

To steal; stealing; to have stolen.

I just flapjacked a beer from the liquor store.

by DJ Wafflesnatcha June 16, 2005

Flapjack

The opposite of a fag hag, a straight bloke that hangs around with lesbians.

"It was busy in the gay bar last night, you couldn't get near the bar for flapjacks."

by moriarty October 18, 2012

Flapjacking

when some douchebag is driving like a dick and you stick your bare ass out the window and slap it while yelling flapjack as you pass him/her up and your driver hits the horn. can be done on either side of car but works best when you are turning left and they are stopped at a red light. flap jack flapjack

He got charged with indecent exposure for flapjacking an old lady when a cop was near.

by Joe Jenco a.k.a Sir FlapJack October 25, 2007

Cuban Flapjack

The breasts of a Cuban female that are saggy and flappy.

"Look at Heather and that girl with Cuban flapjacks!"

by Cuban Spatula March 9, 2010

Flapjack

A bong holder, or any container or apparatus that may house your bong when not in use.

Dude, my flapjack used to be my Christmas stocking before my dad moved out. That was three years ago.

by Hobone July 2, 2004