flabam

The act of opening a present to only find your dog shooting poop right into your mouth. Other variations might include pooping in someone's mouth or flinging fecal matter at a person's face or mouth.

person 1-I'm gonna steal your dog and flabam you for christmas.

person 2- I don't want poop in my mouth for christmas!

by Sam Ds May 17, 2008

fakation

A vacation that is lacking, either because it is too short or the location is too ordinary.

In comparison to my two-month backpacking adventure in Central America, the 3 night stay in Vegas was a fakation.

by Carly O'Rourke March 10, 2008

faka

A fake person. A person who fakes. Putting up a false front. The opposite of real.

"That nigga ain't real his fake ass ain't neva killed nobody."

by DEKE April 8, 2005

flabalanche

when your fat roll jostles. bystanders beware..

As she danced in her low rise jeans, a flabalanche occured harming those nearby.

by buhdog September 28, 2008

Flakamobin

a farmer xD

Old McDonald was a great and revered flakamobin

by IloveAPUSset7 October 27, 2009

Flakas Blakas

short for fat ass, black ass.

Khalid El-Amin is a flakas blakas

by lickmynuts May 21, 2003

flaan

to have a vaginal fart erupt from ones innards

Oh my god it was so quiet then all of a sudden both the twins and chelsea flaaned at the same time and it made my eyes water.

by calbano April 29, 2005