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to have a vaginal fart erupt from ones innards
Oh my god it was so quiet then all of a sudden both the twins and chelsea flaaned at the same time and it made my eyes water.
flaan by calbano April 29, 2005
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The acronym used in the stock market to easily refer to the five major tech giants, Facebook, Apple, Amazon, Netflix, & Google.
The FAANG stocks are carrying the market up today!
FAANG by Enterthedragon12 May 24, 2018
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flaan Flan Flanagan faan Falando flaman Flaint Flamango falan falanga
Noun. The act of anal coitus while flailing on a stimulant (s), especially crystal meth.
"we got some good shit and had flanal for 3 days straight".
Flanal by Cluecille November 16, 2021
Made up word by a snowy YouTuber in a video called ”we expose our creepy dms
I want my flaints

What the fuck are flaints
flaints by Pastry puffs October 19, 2020

Faangsexual 

Person (typically a Software Engineer) sexually attracted to idea of working at a FAANG company (Facebook, Amazon, Apple, Netflix and/or Google)
Richard has been grinding leetcode questions not stop, I think he might be FAANGsexual.
Pronounced: Flow

I wooly type of animal that is from Norway. This animal is generally pretty douchey and mumbles a lot. Your best chance at seeing a Flaa is to watch for it to be running around the upper peninsula of Michigan on a four wheeler.

Beware: A Flaa is generally very creepy and will sexually violate you with is unfunny jokes and might offend you with his distinct smell of cabbage. They are also known to steal Little Ceasers pizzas and not answer radio checks.
"Holy shit!! I just seen a Flaa drive by on a four wheeler with your pizza Gardner!!!"
Flaa by Rump Ranger81er May 23, 2010

FAANGosexual 

Person (typically a Software Engineer) sexually attracted to the idea of working at a FAANG company (Facebook, Amazon, Apple, Netflix and/or Google)
Abhinav has been grinding leetcode questions non stop, I think he might be FAANGosexual.
FAANGosexual by abhinavpro January 4, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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