Flaaghenschmurg

A form of sex in which a women takes her breast, and shoves it into a blender and setts it on beat. Afterwards, it is customary that the women and her partner pee on each other while drinking hot chocolate.

I burned my tongue last night after I flaaghenschmurged this Russian down syndrome girl.

by thEglorYdayS October 6, 2010

Flaccid

The state of letting loose and being abnormally turnt up. Being limp, like a wet noodle.

"Did you see Stacy's moves on the dance floor? She was so fucking flaccid man!"

"I'm getting so flaccid tonight!!"

"Let's get flaccid!"

"I realized I was really flaccid last night when I hooked up with seven guys"

by Flaccidwiener October 7, 2014

FLACANO!

1. A random word to yell out while being super trashed.
2. Flaca in spanish means Skinny, No in spanish is self explanatory.

Super Trashed Guy: FLACANO!
Everyone Else Super Trashed: FLACANO!!!

by lotago0ds March 19, 2005

flabagastic

she or he gives themselves to much credit

shes acting mad flabagastic.

by north bergen January 15, 2009

facade

A specialty; something someone is, or one could be, very good/skilled at. It can be used to replace the word "thing" when deemed acceptable by the user.


(origin- began slang use by THE iZzy)

person 1:"Kip why don't you play baseball."
Kip: "It's just not my facade ."

friend 1: "Dude, you are so good at that."
dude: "Yeah I know, it's my facade ."

by iZzy Zainea January 15, 2009

Flaccid

This is the point of being so fucked up that you can no longer get your penis erect. Generally a term used by a group of friends when they are partying together.

*Calls right hand* "Yo get the squad together, we're getting flaccid as fuck tonight."

by hugs4drugs October 8, 2015

facation

A trip to visit relatives extending beyond one day. Literally "fake vacation." Not to be confused with the term "vacation" which may include relaxation and/or solitude.

During our facation to Seattle, we stayed with my sister-in-law. The kids loved playing with their cousins. Phew, I'm ready to get back to work for some recovery.

by willro January 16, 2008