Flabbergasm

When you are so bored that you think you could die, and suddenly you get a huge adrenaline rush, usually when you get an idea of something you could do instead of being bored, but it goes away almost instantly.

He was was sitting on the couch when out of nowhere he had the most amazing flabbergasm. But it didn't last...

by Eqo May 7, 2009

flabber

A complete croad.

Dude, you should drop that bitch, she's a flabber.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

flabbergasted pickle

When your penis gets soft after you fuck the hell out of a tight anus.

His dick was soft after we fucked it look like a flabbergasted pickle

by Gaged hfs May 23, 2016

flabberbabbalabbablabbybum

A version of flabberbabbalabbablabbydick used in places such as kindergarten classrooms and princess birthday parties, where "bum" is already a swear word.

Little kid 1: i said somethin like this: babludnifvijnsooiasshrguok jsnfigoiandgoejfniro windjafoggyplospsaphregoans jghbfiusabgvhsakjdbvoiuwnvo kfnbiroiafbsdpnfbpsdjfbns pirjbgapsdknvsdpof jbneopshyrbfaodbosdfjnb dpojbndsgkjbnsabgvsdifub vdifjbdfjbndskjfnsdiunseirubjb danskituaiauoeaueiaoiueuaiueaoieuai.

Little kid 2: Mom! My playmates being a flabberbabbalabbablabbybum!

by Freeko Zoidle February 18, 2008

flabbergasmed

a state of disbelief over how hard you just came

i came so hard i almost passed out, i was totally flabbergasmed for the rest of the day

by Above Average December 14, 2008

flabberbombed

To get drunk, wasted, intoxicated, or completely blasted by an alcoholic beverage of any kind.

"Me and my buddies got so bloody flabberbombed last night it was unbelievable!"

by V-cloak February 10, 2008

Flabbermassive

When a male or female has so much flab they are massive

Damn that bitch is FLABBERMASSIVE !

by C Dubbs Da Vinci October 16, 2008