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by mother of problems September 4, 2003
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Get the finch nest mug.noun - A wet smelly finger after being inserted into a human female's vagina.
verb - To insert a dry clean finger into a human female's vagina and get her vaginal wetness and smell all over the finger.
adjective - The wetness and smell of the finger after being inserted into a human female's vagina.
past tense - fincklesnatched
plural - fincklesnatches
Fincklesnatcher - One who finkelsnatches.
verb - To insert a dry clean finger into a human female's vagina and get her vaginal wetness and smell all over the finger.
adjective - The wetness and smell of the finger after being inserted into a human female's vagina.
past tense - fincklesnatched
plural - fincklesnatches
Fincklesnatcher - One who finkelsnatches.
Noun - I smell your fincklesnatch.
Verb - I decided to fincklesnatch her.
Adjective - The look on his face was fincklesnatch after he had fincklesnatched her.
Verb - I decided to fincklesnatch her.
Adjective - The look on his face was fincklesnatch after he had fincklesnatched her.
by really_personal September 10, 2010
Get the fincklesnatch mug.by theDALLAScrew October 31, 2011
Get the finchdibs mug.Some fishes can have both male and female parts. For example, all clown fishes are born male. If the female in a clown fish colony goes AWOL, then the alpha male will turn into a female and the new alpha male will repopulate the colony with him/her/it.
Freaked out yet? Here's the messed up part. The only ones mating in an entire clown fish colony is the alpha male and alpha female. So inevitably the new alpha male will always be the descendent of a previous alpha male/current alpha female. So technically the alpha male is mating with his father/mother or brother/sister or any combination of what us humans call blood relatives.
So yeah, that's fish incest, or for short, fincest. Why? Fish have fins and well, some people don't connect the dots when you tell them to google "Nemo" and "fincest". Kinda like how people won't watch two girls one cup if you tell them to google "two girls take dump in a cup and then eats from it". Not sure which one is nastier, but either one is enough to scar someone for life.
Moral of the story? If you commit incest you're no better than animals. That and think before you listen to your friend telling you to google weird and random words.
Freaked out yet? Here's the messed up part. The only ones mating in an entire clown fish colony is the alpha male and alpha female. So inevitably the new alpha male will always be the descendent of a previous alpha male/current alpha female. So technically the alpha male is mating with his father/mother or brother/sister or any combination of what us humans call blood relatives.
So yeah, that's fish incest, or for short, fincest. Why? Fish have fins and well, some people don't connect the dots when you tell them to google "Nemo" and "fincest". Kinda like how people won't watch two girls one cup if you tell them to google "two girls take dump in a cup and then eats from it". Not sure which one is nastier, but either one is enough to scar someone for life.
Moral of the story? If you commit incest you're no better than animals. That and think before you listen to your friend telling you to google weird and random words.
After the end of "Finding Nemo", Nemo and his dad will repopulate the clown fish colony through fincest.
Someone told me to look up "Nemo" and "Fincest" and I got scarred for life.
Someone told me to look up "Nemo" and "Fincest" and I got scarred for life.
by BoardInSchool July 28, 2013
Get the Fincest mug.The act of sprinting across the platform as soon as the doors of your train open in order to get onto the train on the opposite side of the platform before it's doors close. Named after Finchley Road underground station in London, UK, where the Metropolitan and Jubilee lines are on either side of the platform.
Sorry I'm late, had to do a Finchley Road Sprint but I didn't make it to the other side so I had to wait for another one.
by Yogfan December 23, 2016
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