client-facing

In a client-vendor relationship situation, the act of cunnilingus, specifically performed by a male member of the vendor company upon a female representing the client organization.

Colleague #1: "So, whaddya workin' on right now?"
Colleague #2: "I'm client-facing on that healthcare claims project."
Colleague #1: "Dude!"

by galamaria March 7, 2008

Firing Blanks

one who isnt able to ejaculate semen yet

"Ian stop firing blanks"

"At least i aint firing blanks"

by AviatorsRdABOMb May 7, 2010

Ficcing

VERB. The art of writing a fiction, fanfiction or story. Can be spelt with one 'c' or two.
PRESENT- ficcing
PAST- ficced or ficcing
FUTURE- fic

PRESENT- "I'm ficcing right now, pass me that coffee"
PAST-"Dude, I ficced all last night," or "Dude, I was up ficcing all last night"
FUTURE- "I'm going to fic soon, but I need some inspiration..."

by Kateus January 1, 2006

Ball Facing

The act of placing balls on ones face using a permo and/or whiteout

"Katie, we must go ball facing again sometime"

or

"Boy, that Ass Pirate sure deserves a bit of Ball Facing if I do say so myself"

by Richard_69er_diner July 17, 2007

bologna facing

the act wrecking the paint job on someone's car by putting a smiley face made out of bologna on the hood.

i just bologna faced that dude's car, he's gonna be pissed when he peels the bologna off and realizes that the paint job is wrecked. (bologna facing)

by lumberjackattack October 29, 2005

fixing to

when southerners are about to accomplish tasks. pronounced "fiddin ta"

We fiddin ta get blazed up in herrrr.

by David Koresh June 7, 2005

fixing a bike

The term, fixing a bike, is a code word for giving someone a blow job. It comes from the event of one girl telling one guy, "If you bring Colton some food, I will give you a blow job." Well this one girl hasn't practiced this yet so while the guy was gone, I said she may practice upon me. Of course it would seem rather odd to do it right in the school parking lot out in the open so I told her that she can look like she is fiddling with the gears while I sit atop my bike and she can look as though she is fixing it but she is really just giving me head. The guy ended up not bringing me food. The girl got off lucky...

"He fixes bikes."

"Do you fix bikes?"

"She fixed his bike two weeks ago."

by Colton Hughes April 29, 2005