The Act of Becoming a Bitch or a a malicious, unpleasant, selfish person for a certain amount of time to friends and family, causing extreme confusion and annoyance to others.
GIRL 1: " I'm not hanging around Jennette anymore".
GIRL 2: "Why"?
GIRL 1: "She's caught Bitch Fever, I'm gonna wait till it passes to talk to her again".
GIRL 2l "Carefull, it can be contaigious".
GIRL 2: "Why"?
GIRL 1: "She's caught Bitch Fever, I'm gonna wait till it passes to talk to her again".
GIRL 2l "Carefull, it can be contaigious".
by stuttgart1991 May 12, 2011

a skinny person's new-found preference after discovering the mind-blowing superiority of plus-sized sex partners.
Al: That girl is so hot, is that fat guy her brother?
Bob: Nah, that's her boyfriend, she's got Chunkle Fever
or
Richard: Check the giant booty on that one!
Wayne: Aw yeah...
Richard: Bro, you got Chunkle Fever
Bob: Nah, that's her boyfriend, she's got Chunkle Fever
or
Richard: Check the giant booty on that one!
Wayne: Aw yeah...
Richard: Bro, you got Chunkle Fever
by ctrlU November 7, 2012

A fever dream is a state of mental delirium experienced due to intense sickness. It is likened to a dream in that it is associated with a disconnect from reality and loss of coherence, understanding and awareness of your surroundings.
It is often used as an analogy for an unpleasant experience which seems too strange or traumatic to be real.
It is often used as an analogy for an unpleasant experience which seems too strange or traumatic to be real.
That party last night with those girls and the cocaine still has my head spinning, it was like one big fever dream.
That the house fire with all the screaming and crying was such a horrible experience, I'm still traumatised from it, it feels like a fever dream.
I was so sick drifting in and out of consciousness and delirious, i didn't know what was real and what wasn't, a literal fever dream.
That the house fire with all the screaming and crying was such a horrible experience, I'm still traumatised from it, it feels like a fever dream.
I was so sick drifting in and out of consciousness and delirious, i didn't know what was real and what wasn't, a literal fever dream.
by AthenaOfAegis August 18, 2022

When people around you have/are getting girlfriends and now you’re catching the bug and want one too
Alex’s friend has a girlfriend, they’re always posting on Instagram together and holding hands, now I think Alex is starting to catch girlfriend fever
by virgoxvirgo March 8, 2021

by SpellacyGuy. December 31, 2015

A euphemism for 'lakanookie'; itself a Hawaiianisation of the phrase 'lack of nookie', meaning a sexual drought.
1 - What's wrong with him? He seems to be agitated and quite cranky these days.
2 - It's been a month since he's had a girlfriend, so he's probably got Hawaiian Fever.
1 - What's that?
2 - It's another name for lakanookie.
2 - It's been a month since he's had a girlfriend, so he's probably got Hawaiian Fever.
1 - What's that?
2 - It's another name for lakanookie.
by Ex libris October 2, 2013

When someone is stuck inside for too long with nothing to do they may go crazy with fappin' fever (uncontrollable masturbation).
Guy 1: How was your break? I heard you were snowed in for a week.
Guy 2: It was a dark period in my life, I was stuck on my computer all day.
Guy 1: Fappin' Fever?
Guy 2: I'm chafing...
Guy 2: It was a dark period in my life, I was stuck on my computer all day.
Guy 1: Fappin' Fever?
Guy 2: I'm chafing...
by Schlong Connery February 10, 2010
