farting cup

a cup that is used when u have to fart. U simply fart in the cup. Its a cup that is passed down through families.

Mom! Wheres the farting cup? i had a lot of beens at lunch!

by katie jaeger December 23, 2005

Hey, you stop farting all over my penis, and make me a pie

The Correct Response to a quief cuz that's shit is nasty.

So I Told Her... Hey, you stop farting all over my penis, and make me a pie

by Wes Short October 10, 2004

live bush farting

Realtime demonstration featuring a female woman ejaculating wind henceforth from her middle section.

I have recently witnessed some "live bush farting". How about you ?

by DREW February 5, 2004

cum farting gutterwhore

Any whore, woman or male, who farts cum. One assumes that they are from the gutter, and probably not looking up at the stars as they would be too busy looking for drops coming out of their pantleg onto the ground.

That Linda is such a cum farting gutterwhore. Her anus could take a two liter coke bottle with room to spare.

by jeebuschristmas April 20, 2017

imagine farting like a hippo

a chonkyc CHONKY VERY CHONKY BOY called gavin hee heee heee hawwwwww imagine eating paper matias

hello imagine farting like a hippo is the ways.

by pikachu2009best May 10, 2022

farting around

I dunno the real definition, but I guess it's "being an idiot", or "being naughty".

1.Stop farting around and help me out here!
2.What are you doing? Farting around again!?

by TRH October 28, 2003

premature farting

When somebody farts without even knowing it.

Tom: "Did you fart man?"
Mark: "No, I swear I didn't"
Tom: "I think you did but just don't know it"
Mark: "Damnit, it must have been a premature fart"

by Linus365 August 29, 2005