fapjacket

A over sized jacket worn to conceal the crotch area used to cover up public masterbation

Dude I was bored in school today so I just jerked off in class cause I wore my fapjacket.

by fistpirate12 December 18, 2011

fapable

When a female is attractive enough to cause a wish for spontaneous fapping to males who notice the female.

When a female manages to raise her overall looks ratings, by make up, clothing options and other means, to a degree where most males would feel the spontaneous need to fap when they see her.

- Hey check this babe I know on Facebook. She is so fapable....
- Hang on I am getting the tissues

-Hi Barbara, I never thought you could look so fapable,
but you really went overboard with your make up today.

by hop hop hop hop September 18, 2013

Fapped out

When a man has masturbated all day to a point where their genitals hurt and they can't busy anymore nuts.

"I was fapped out by the time I busted my 9th nut."

by James DeLarge May 14, 2014

FAPA

"Fat Above Pussy Area"

The gelatinous fanny-pack residing just above the vaginal region, typically on a rather hefty female.

"How was Ms. Keyson last night?"
"Well, it's not that she was fat, she just had a little extra."
"Extra? Where?"
"Like, right above her pussy."
"Oh, you mean she had FAPA?"

by KeysonLover123 July 21, 2009

zoe laverne fanpage

A zlp fp is were ALOT of people LOVE and is obsessed with zoe laverne pemberton

Zoe laverne fanpage

by My zoe fp is zoe.butterfly..zl April 16, 2020

Fappable

Of sufficient quality to masturbate too

Person 1 : Hey dood did you just see that chick walking down the street?

Person 2: Yeah I didn't really like her face but that shit is totally Fappable

by freakichashew August 22, 2008

fapman

A fapman is a guy who vigorously, and frequently faps. Their dick is usually sore from excessive fapping and as a result their dick doesn't fit well with ladies. A fapman will also enjoy beastiality with passing livestock, such as pigs, if he sees one while driving when they become tired of fapping

"That guy is such a fapman"
"yeah you see that dead pig, bet you he raped it"
"yeah bet you he killed it because he didn't want it to squeal"

by Sr.Ridiculously winning October 10, 2013