Epic Of The Failage

It is a moment when some epically fails.It is usually said to a person who fails at life.It is the uber word that PWNS!

BlackGuy:Did you see Chris Crocker?!He is soo gay!
WhiteGuy:Shut the fuck up NIGGA!
BlackGuy:NO YOU FUCKING SHUT UP ALBINO HOE!
AsianGuy:Wow...this moment is...EPIC OF THE FAILAGE!

by ChaseShaunJoon May 31, 2009

Failsauce

Created by the last secretion (the seminal fluid) during masturbation in the shower which leads to what was supposed to be a gelatinous plug to safeguard the sperm becoming an extremely tacky crotch adhesive that ruins the next 4 hours of your life.

Person1: "So like she tried to put it in and it wouldn't reach."
Person2: " U R Failsauce."

by PolecatQC August 18, 2009

Faizan

A Faizan is usually mean, not open and hard to get to know at first, but once he starts feeling comfortable around you, he’ll be a great friend, great listener, and will grow to be one of your bestest friends.

He will usually keep his feeling bottled up inside, not admit to things, and act all tough but deep down, is a softie at heart.

Person 1: Oh my god that guy doesn’t have feelings

Person 2: He probably does, he’s just a Faizan!

by dumbassclown November 9, 2019

faiso

Funny kind and smart she doesn’t know much English but she is nice and for some reason she loves blue

Wow she is Faiso she wears blue and plays roblox

by Msjdskakdmsms October 23, 2018

faiza

Faiza is the hottest girl ever and too smart and needs to get engaged this year (2005) and married next year (2006).

Muneeb loves Faiza and is going to buy her a bigass engagement ring with a mother diamond.

by faiza April 15, 2005

Faisal S

He is an extremely handsome boy and everyone adores him he is very tall and you will be lucky if you ever get a chance to meet him

I am so awesome I am faisal s

by Trash camp doors March 10, 2019

failationship

Basically, a relationship, that is a failure

"Britney Spears and Kevin Federline totally had a failationship."

by Arjunftf January 16, 2009