Facetention whore

Similar to attention whore, but used in facebook. Defines a person who tries to get attention or approval by posting useless status updates on facebook.

"Oh my god, I'm gonna kill myself soon"
"Facetention whore, stop posting useless crap"

or

"*Insert sentences none will ever understand here*"
^-- Typical facetention whore.

by snikkard May 14, 2011

I Know For A Fact

An introductory phrase used before an argumentative point is made to make your point seem valid, even though it most likely is not. Commonly seen as an immediate red-flag to someone who has no idea what they are talking about, and an early sign that what they are about to say has absolutely zero evidence to back it up.

I know for a fact that Barack Obama is a muslim, hates America, and is purposely trying to ruin our economy.

by On the real February 21, 2010

Phil Fact

A fact that is rejected by society, even though it is often true, nobody cares.

Man 1: "He totally just said a Phil Fact"

Man 2: "Did you tell him to be quiet?"

Man 1: "Yeah I told him to STFU"

by UberhAx0r_<3 October 15, 2010

facetalk

excessive talk about www.facebook.com
may overpower other topics

"enough with all this facetalk....lets go to the mission!"

by carlos514 October 14, 2007

Facetax

The Over charging of goods in foreign countries by about quadruple the original value dependent upon the fact that you look like a tourist and cannot speak the local language.

How much? $5. But the sign says $1. FaceTaxed.

by FTDHQ March 13, 2009

facetrovert

one who burst out what they really feel over facebook status.

boy1: dude, you always update your facebook status with such a dramatic lines, you really feel that?..

boy2: yep dude, im such a facetrovert.

boy1: yes you are.

by fakxitnicolai November 2, 2009

FaceTold

when you or someone has been scolded, or put in one's place, on facebook.

I insulted Lani's typing on her post, but then she FaceTold me and I realized she was serious.

by Mr. Nef August 27, 2010