Self-execute

1. To do something yourself for yourself
2. To do something yourself to yourself
3. To do something yourself with yourself

He decided to self-execute his subconscious as to get unneeded info out of him as that subliminal flush wasn't as effective as he thought he needed.

by TrueBlueHue1 May 30, 2024

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EW (Executive wank)

Knocking one off at work on company time and hence being paid to do so.

Haven’t seen Ro at his desk for a while, he must have ducked off for an EW (Executive Wank) after we had that chat about boobs

by Executive Shitter May 20, 2025

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Windythe, the dusty trail executables

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Windythe, the dusty trail executables

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025

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A Russian execution is when an individual is convicted and sentenced to death, they are slapped across the face with a 15" black cock repeatedly until they are knocked unconscious, they are then given a final slap across the face which is fatal.

The child molester was given a Russian Execution for his crimes

Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?

Guy 2: No, what?

Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution

Guy 2: Yikes

by ImJustQwerty January 28, 2014

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