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Escalavator

The mix between an elevator and an escalator.
Dude: Why is that elevator going diagonal?
Dude 2: 'Cause it's an escalavator! DUH!
by Rytae Lymn April 4, 2013
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escalatory

A type of problem that is beyond the scope of your responsibilities, or something you really just don't feel like doing.
"This problem looks escalatory, make Steve do it."
by ZackIsWorking November 5, 2014
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Escalated Whore

A cum bucket who is overly expressive about being a whore. They will go from posting nudes to trying to smash every guy in school.
Sara is such an escalated whore. She basically fucked all my friends, guys AND girls.
by DaNK_d0Gg3rrINo April 6, 2017
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Escalator

moving staircase consisting of an endlessly circulating belt of steps driven by a motor, which conveys people between the floors of a public building.
jennifer aniston fell down an escalator
by smidley October 8, 2017
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Escalative

Adj. describes a noun that escalates something.
"You shouldn't hang out with bill he is very escalative."

"Remember that roller coaster is very escalative.
by xReggeSharkx November 29, 2017
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escalator parrot

A person that gets right behind you when on an escalator.
God I felt like a pirate going down the escalator with that escalator parrot over my shoulder.
by DAVnCHAINS April 22, 2018
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Escalante Valley

A large rural valley in southern Utah mostly filled with incestual inbreds, almost everyone is related by blood, and everyone is related by marriage.

It's an area plagued by MAGA and uneducated people, a place where uncle's rape their nieces and get away with it under the protection of the LDS Church.

Unsustainable agriculture is also popular here, people grow the most water-intensive plants for cows who live on the other side of the world, rather than organizing and growing Food for People. These people are facing a pending aquifer collapse and they don't even realize it.

On the weekends the good ol' boys will go out driving onto the dirt roads, getting shit-faced while killing, rabbits chiselers, coyotes or anything that move. They always make sure to toss their beer cans and liquor bottles out into the sagebrush so the wives don't know that they were drinking when they get home. Meanwhile when all the good old boys are romping around, the housewives are popping opiate tabs to deal with their suicidal depression from being objectified by the LDS church and their husbands.

Every Sunday these "good" people have the opportunity to return to church and repent for their sins.
In Escalante Valley many men live by the value system of rape, repent, repeat again.

I'm going to Escalante Valley to shoot some chiselers.
by BdogW February 9, 2019
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