elephant jockey

A person who goes hogging; someone who will hook up with a fat chick; a guy who plays nail the whale.

He was a real elephant jockey his freshman year. You should have seen some of the fatties he banged.

by PMax April 13, 2008

white elephant

an unwanted gift that one has no use for

I have no need for this white elephant. Do you know anywhere I can sell it?

by Light Joker January 21, 2006

angry elephant

When a man pulls his pants down and presses his junk against a window( preferably a floor to ceiling window, sans muntin. The penis resembles the trunk, whilst the thighs on either side give the appearance of two large ears.

I did the angry elephant to your mom and she was filled with lust and fear...

by captain weenis May 11, 2009

elephant boner

the act of hitting someone in the ass particularly hard using your knee while holding their shoulders with your hands and yelling "elephant boner!" upon impact of the knee into said ass.

Man i shouldn't have turned away from Jacob, he gave me a really hard elephant boner.

by Joe the hoe fo show May 11, 2009

saw the elephant

to see something so immense and powerful that it changes your life.

He thought he wanted to drop out and live off the grid, but one winter was all it took for him: he saw the elephant.

by m1ck January 4, 2008

Cage the elephant

The best fucking band to ever exist

Person 1: who's your fav band?
Person 2: cage the elephant

Person 1: you have amazing taste

by Sailor.s.e.d January 8, 2022

flying elephant

Where a man places his testicles on another person's nose, allowing the penis to rest upon the person's mouth and/or chin, while simultaneously holding said person by pinning their ears down with the man's hands. Also known as a "Dumbo," or the "Flying Dumbo."

Barry did not like it one bit when I gave him a flying elephant.

by Chips O'Toole August 9, 2006