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European Union

Originaly an idea to united all nations in Europe to profit and prosper in each others wealth and well being. In reality is an enoumous drain on each countries wealth as well as taking away member nations unique identity. Unfairly governed by the French and Germans.
Politian1: Lets spend our money on something worthwhile for our country
Politian2: Na lets blow it on the EU
by Dave McDave May 31, 2004
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Imperium Europa

Imperium Europa (sometimes spelt "Imperivm Evropa" because having a "v" instead of a "u" is cooler) is a Maltese Radical Racialist Right Revolutionary Reactionary party full of Patria and enthusiasm for Malta. Their scope is save Malta from growing trend of Illegal Immigration which has crippled the honey glazed sacred island of Malta.

They have growing support on the island and have even given Alternattiva Democratika a run for their money, so much so that the latter has had to disband.
Maltese Voter: "Charlie, I have no idea who to vote for. Both political parties are full of crap."

Other Voter: "I agree. Too be honest I don't know how we'll find the poling booth, it will be blocked by the large number of illegals."

Maltese Voter: "You're right! I will fight my way through and vote for Imperium Europa!! Viva Malta!!"

Other Voter "Ave!"
by Malta n.1 July 30, 2009
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european cup

The top prize in world club football. The first team to win the trophy from the english-speaking world was the mighty Glasgow Celtic in 1967. Fortunately the trophy has never been sullied by ending up in the hands of the bigots at Glasgow Rangers, something which consumes them everyday.
As the hun awoke from his slumber the same thing came to him that had come every morning. The image of the smart successful Celtic fan whispering:

European Cup winners: Your dream, our reality.
by PGM August 6, 2006
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european outlet

to insert one's penis into another's nostril. Name given due to the usual occurance that the penis will not fit into one's nostril, much like an American appliance into a European electrical outlet.
The european outlet given by Karl was the cause of Susan's incredibly runny nose.
by Jeff May 7, 2005
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european wannabe

those who wish to be part of the west european culture. actions that identify said groups will be a sudden interest in watching unheard of european films in its native language without having the capacity to understand said language. you will see them in foregin cafes almost constantly and will start shopping for expensive european brands and will constantly dress in such a manner at the most inconvienient social situations such as shopping at costco or walmart. These people will pick up a popular west european (never eastern) language, usually french, spanish or italian and usually drop out three classes in. If they survived their european wannabe phase, they might try to infect others of their curse and might take offense if you tried to critique them. Their natural retribution to such criticisms is usually the same,"You are Ignorant and uncultured". Groups known to be infected by this disease are usually bored middle age to early adult hood women.
Person A: I like croissants and I want to go backpacking in europe someday.

Person B: Really, I fail to see the connection. That can only mean you are a "european wannabe".
by realist19911 December 18, 2012
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Erophilia

The state of a relationship where both persons involved share an intimacy that can only be described as "couple-esque", yet both parties in said relationship insist on being friends. See mutual friend zone.
"Are they dating?"
"Nah."
"But they just said 'I love you.'"
"Yeah, but it's in an erophilian way."
by ThatBandKid July 20, 2014
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pulling a european

skipping a day of showering. based of the common rumor/assumption that europeans don't shower every day. not meant to be rude toward europeans, just a way of telling someone that you skipped showering without the rest of the world thinking your disgusting and you stink.
"my alarm went off late today and i didn't have time to shower so i ended up pulling a european."
by kdrrrgs February 23, 2008
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