existence

a curse placed upon everyone and everything to ever be

"existence sucks ass"

by Just a boy tryin his best October 17, 2023

figment of existence

my term of it is basically a person who is always hated, left out or just unkown

john is a figment of existence.

by careless person October 28, 2023

Oops! This definition already exists

the worst message you can see on urban dictionary

some other assholes took my definition, so this site has the nerve to say: Oops! this definition already exists

by Youngboyonpornhub November 26, 2023

improper existence

meaning: to literally not exist properly, and is to not be THAT close to become a living human being anymore. hardly ever is used as a meme AND an internet insult on tiktok and youtube note: it didn't ACTUALLY become a meme nor an insult YET, but i hope it does and i hope people use this insult

hey bro.

what?

see that cringy-ass dream stan?

yeah

she got that damn *improper existence* right here lmao

by fandomking2k23 December 1, 2023

Whoever disliked my definition of gumball is a gumball hater who shouldn’t exist

Whatever idiot did that should not exist

Whoever disliked my definition of gumball is a gumball hater who shouldn’t exist THERE U HAPOY NOW BITCH

by JDMF December 3, 2023

Speaking It Into Existence

When someone talks about something bad happening before it has actually occurred, thusly welcoming it to happen or in this case, speaking it into existence.

Jack: I’ve never been close to getting in a car accident.

Steve: Oh fuck, now you’ve spoke it into existence, something bad is bound to happen now. You should never be the guy that likes speaking it into existence.

by Nigga Jew 69 July 6, 2022

Existing

1. Doing what you do every day.

2. exis

John "what'cha doing today?" Carl "existing. as usual." John "Okay..?"

by iwritedefinitions.webp July 18, 2022