place in florida. anyone who sees an el portal police car while driving, even if they are not driving in el portal, immidiately slams on their brakes without paying attention to any other driver around them.
south florida driver: o no a cop from el portal aaaahhaaaarrraaaaa!!(slams on brakes)
Krazy Karl: its ok dude im pretty sure hes off duty, and were in the middle of pembroke pines.
someone who thinks they know everything: you know...they can still pull you over
Krazy Karl: its ok dude im pretty sure hes off duty, and were in the middle of pembroke pines.
someone who thinks they know everything: you know...they can still pull you over
by white cash October 20, 2006
Get the el portalmug. by AtlanticReader January 21, 2014
Get the el paniomug. The first single from Weezer's second album, "Pinkerton." It is a masterpiece of a song that expresses raw human emotion through creative lyrics and a quircky melody.
by MasterPrime June 13, 2004
Get the el scorchomug. El Plan es El Plan. Will anyone truly know what El plan is, what it was? No, it’s simply a larger scheme by several of the 2021 F1 drivers. To achieve what though is the real question. Similar to a tootsie pop, the world may never know.
James: “valtteri, you have several drivers behind you who are part of El plan”
Valtteri: “James, stfu!”
Valtteri: “James, stfu!”
by Miataoncraxk November 25, 2021
Get the El Planmug. He is the sexiest living organism alive. He is so built different that he can give anyone an orgasm by just looking at them. It is rumored that his shlong is 908.2 miles long. He is like a modern Gandhi, he is so wholesome that he gave away 50 miles of his shlong to sad people with small penises like Mama's boy. Ting Tao may be Jesus himself but El Pepe is god himself.
The idiot who doesn't know THE EL PEPE, "Yo who's that handsome stud with the massive shlong?"
The genius who does know THE EL PEPE, "Oh, it's just THE EL PEPE."
The genius who does know THE EL PEPE, "Oh, it's just THE EL PEPE."
by Ting Tao April 27, 2021
Get the EL PEPEmug. by Light Joker April 11, 2006
Get the el cheapomug. by mike January 8, 2005
Get the el cuycuymug.