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The act of getting pegged by a midget while being bent over getting a swirly. While it is rare to have such an opportunity, this is a very enjoyable time. The fight between life and death as the toilet water gives you the swirly, the sweet sensation of the midget pegging you adds up for an exhilarating finish. Leaving you asking for more.
Bro1: Dude how were you able to survive the Blue Oven Dutch?
Bro2: I’ve become one with the swirly and mastered my breathing with the pegging.

Bro1: You’re my hero bro! Hope I can a Blue Oven Dutch one day.
by Jhubie Bros September 25, 2020
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Dutch Easy Bake Oven

Similar to the classic dutch oven, a Dutch Easy Bake Oven refers to a situation when a fart travels within an individual's garment, up to their face for smelling.
Because of my snow gear, i threw up while snowboarding and experiencing a Dutch Easy Bake Oven.
by Wolfe February 24, 2006
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Fancy Dutch Oven

Example: It would have been a regular Dutch oven, but it prom night. So a fancy Dutch oven was the only option.
by Savagemeathog April 13, 2022
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Voluntary Dutch Oven

When your person farts under the blanket either while your sleeping or awake. Then proceeds to say to you "Do you smell that? It smells like shit!" And of course being partially out of it you sniff it up ffs.
Girlfriend "What Is that smell? It smells like shit" Boyfriend "eeewwww it does smell like shit" was themat a Voluntary Dutch Oven
by Ass Rippa September 23, 2022
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Dutch oven

The ancient albeit revolting yet amusing act of climbing into bed with you beloved wife, kissing her gently on the forehead, before bidding her a good nights sleep.

As she focuses her mind on wallpaper, ironing boards and other household treats, you focus yours on seeping out a revolting and rotten fart, which likely has sharticles in its cloud. As you tuck the bedding around you and create a glue system from the top of the duvet, you push the rancid gas out of your Japanese flag. As you raise your arms then drop them suddenly, the inner workings of your crease rise upwards, giving darling wife a cup cake of dinner times Sunday roast.

Watch her gag in horror. Yes, that’s from inside your bottom yet is now inside her nose. Delighted, you have created and delivered a Dutch Oven. Well done
As Deidre fell asleep dreaming of new scatter cushions and ironing bits covers, I gave her a right proper Dutch oven. She nearly gagged as I sniggered
by Provo78 March 18, 2024
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Dutch Oven

Something that women named Annelise really enjoy for some reason. This process include farting under a blanket.
Annelise can't get a boner unless she gets unless I give her a Dutch Oven these days.
by FartMomma June 6, 2023
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Miranda’s Dutch oven

Using the vibration of the Dutch oven to warm your partner
Renée was cold so her partner gave her the ole Miranda’s Dutch Oven to warm her up
by Fryeman March 8, 2021
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