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Dumber than a bag of dog dicks

Something that is even more stupid than a bag of dog dicks
Jeff said"I knew a guy that used to carry around a bag of dog dicks." that's so dumb said Bob. Carl chimed in and said "I knew a guy that believed everything CNN reported" . Poco awoke from his sleep and said " now that's dumber than a bag of dog dicks". They all laughed a bit.
by Jacker Smacker June 27, 2020
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dueer

A person that helps everyone and acts okay and looks like the type of person who has the best life but is deep in depression.
He/she helps anyone but she is actual a dueer. I feel bad for him/her...
by sadtimes.dlp October 31, 2020
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Dübermensch

Dübermensch is a person who has transcended due to repeated, proLonged and stubborn exposure to cannabis in many ways, incLuding doobies and aLso scoobies (which precipates the Scoobermensch).. BehoLd !!
there it was, the Legendary stoner in the diviest bar ever known, finaLLy.. speaking forth, and a few bored rivaLs were Looking deceptiveLy at the foam atop their beers, worth more than gasoLine or mescaLine.. excLaiming the journey from man to beast and back again, of transcending the ordinary Laws in a Less ordinary way, basking in the gLow of a rechargeabLe vintage Lantern.. BehoLd ! La Dübermensch ( or was it Scoobermensch.. i dunno)...
by anonymous January 15, 2021
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Dubers

A shaky handed, pot bellied Romeo with a filthy yet majestic stache and sports a solid 14 inches of manhood in a flaccid state. Rumors have it that his aroused wang is 18 inches or better. He gets more ass than a port a shitter at a county fair.
Tony: Dude did you see that chick walk by? Smoking hot!

Mike: He'll yeah I did. Dubers fucked her.
by Massive Nimrod February 9, 2021
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dubber

one who obtains the dub
"I heard Terrence, Egg, and M0NKAYE are the biggest dubbers out there"
by lb July 13, 2021
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Dubber

When you combine Formula-55 from Jacqueline Hyde(2005)with flubber from Flubber(1997).To put it bluntly,it is demon flubber.
It's Demon Flubber... It's DUBBER!!!
by rubberducky624 August 2, 2021
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Dumber than a Bucket of Dogshit

Someone who is dumber than dogshit - their brain is the equivalent of a bucket...FULL of dogshit. While probably also morally inept/retarded, their intelligence is likely due to inbreeding somewhere in the family tree, or possibly being tossed into a ceiling fan as an infant. They usually turn into a screeching autist when triggered for an illogical reason.

Alternative phrase: "Uglier than a bucket of dogshit".
"All these politicians are dumber than a bucket of dogshit. I would rather have a bucket of literal-fucking-dogshit 'lead' me than these political assclowns."

"A bag of hammers, a box of rocks, and a bucket of dogshit -combined- have more intelligence than that fuckfaced douchefag."
by LeonitusMaximus September 13, 2021
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