sperm dodger

A woman who despises a man semen. She normally does not have a problem with sex however, when the guys about to come she will avoid any and all contact with the semen.

Sally gives great head, but when I was ready to come she jumped off the couch. That bitch is a major sperm dodger!

by Loadman2007 August 13, 2007

dodge the incredulity

phrase used to address someone who is expressing extreme skepticism or disbelief at a story, fact or anecdote you have told them.

You really don't believe Melissa slept with his brother? Dodge the incredulity, bub!

by talber December 15, 2011

Dogeminer

Dogeminer is a game made by a single developer that puts you into a world as a doge mining until you get to the next planet

Lets go play some Dogeminer

by Nepilepsy September 9, 2019

Dogetastic

The art of streaming Clash Royale on Twitch, whilst eating paper and drinking glue. A dogetastic stream usually includes eating French Onion Dip with a spoon, dumping bottles of water water on your head, and encouraging your chat with 1 bit minimum TTS Spam.

Man, last night I watched Ludwigs stream, and it was dogetastic.

by ZachCR_ March 19, 2021

Dogefather

The peoples crypto king!

I checked my Twitter today and the Dogefather says to HODL until I’m rich!

So that’s what the hell I’m gonna do! #Elonmusk

by Brian Fuggin crawford April 28, 2021

Dodged a Missile

It's the same thing as Dodged a Bullet but 100x worse.

I almost dated this cute person In Highschool but I had to move out.

Years later I discovered that a Mutual friend told me that the same person I had a crush on years ago just brutally killed His/her soulmate. Guess I dodged a missile there.

by -. .- -... .. .-.. August 13, 2021

Dodgen Middle School

A shit school with shit people and shit teachers (unless you are Mr Wilson or Ms.Markman)

I hate dodgen middle school

by Goofy_ahh person April 7, 2023