Radley doorknob

When you put your nose in a unwiped arsehole

I got a Radley doorknob last night

by Rimlock March 28, 2023

doorknob challenge

when a person or persons go up to a ransoms door and starts wanking in their door mail box. the person has to ring the door and finish before someone answers

bro davo and I got caught doing the doorknob challenge

by mumyghesrukg21324 August 22, 2016

Doorknob Licker

Illegal on other planets.

Bro look at that doorknob licker, I bet he gets arrested by tomorrow morning.

by jesuisglassjoe October 14, 2021

Doorknob greaser

A prowler who tests doors at night to find unsecured homes. They’re usually deterred by signs of male presence.

"I caught someone jiggling the handle last night."
"Sounds like a doorknob greaser, put some of your husband's worn workbooks out on the stoop."

by ColenaSix November 26, 2024

Snowy Doorknob

I shit on my dick

I SHIT ON MY DICK SNOWY DOORKNOB STYLE

by Cocklynne January 31, 2012

Charismatic doorknob

When you’re fondling a man’s balls twist them.

Man Nikki really knows her charismatic doorknobs.

by PurpleMarlin52 April 09, 2018

deadass a doorknob

Why did you search this up?are you ok?are you an idiot?did you misspell something?Perhaps you’re uneducated..

“Wow you’re deadass a doorknob”

by Lettuce_From_Hell August 21, 2021