Dial Tone

A complete wet blanket type of person. One who resembles a debbie downer, a square and at certain points is a pretentious douche!

That bitch Christina has been a fucken DIAL TONE this entire event!

by eas.eas.eas August 11, 2012

Dial-up Hook-up

An internet hook-up prior to high-speed internet.

Back in 1995, I had a dial-up hook-up with this chick in Michigan. She flew me up and we went skiing.

by ParchÞeSkald October 9, 2014

vagina dialogue

Essentially the interaction betwixt two vaginas. Also known as scissoring.

Carol is a real rug-muncher, she participates in vagina dialogues at least twice a night.

by Cam Nielsen January 14, 2008

Shit Dialing

Clutching your cell phone and trying to text or call in a semi-conscious inebriated state while writhing around on the bathroom floor covered in your own poo, pee, and vomit. See also Poo Texting.

That bitch had to be taken out of our restaurant by paramedics in trash bags because she was found Shit Dialing in our bathroom! Talk about taking out the trash!

by VenerableBean July 6, 2011

The Dial-up

A man inserts his penis into a woman. He makes ear piercing modem sounds for about 15 seconds, then starts thrusting, veeeeeery slooooooowly.

Let's try a new position. It's called the Dial-up.

by Lupussong August 22, 2019

prank dialer

A website specializing in prank calls. you just endter a phone number online, and it calls them with a joke or song if your choice.

Phone: Bill Nye the science guy! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!
Phone Owner: Aww man, stupid prank dialer!

by SomeCoolKidWroteThis December 20, 2008

dial it down

To control flaunting (showing off), ostentation, and any other behavior that smacks of egotism.

Dial it down or face downfall.

by rperazag July 12, 2010