Dirkey

Hardest producer out there!

Yoo that beat is hard! Dirkey must have made that!

by Dirkey April 19, 2022

Dirked

To be utterly and totally owned by someone who is obscenely massive and uncoordinated looking. Comes from the German NBA player and current NBA champion as of 2011 Dirk Nowitzki.

"And Dirk sinks the three point shot, you just got DIRKED Miami"

by NBAfan69 January 5, 2012

Grant Dirks

max davis wrote this in an attempt to be funny. he fail miserably like he usually does in life.

Grant "Dirks" owns you max. youre on the B team in rugby, you suck.

by greg boyle March 22, 2005

Dirking

1. Going to a work or school cafeteria to drink free coffee instead of working
2. Drinking coffee from a machine marked 'staff only' when you are obviously not staff.

Gary: Hey Andy, shall we go dirking during this next budget presentation?
Andy: Why not? They'll never believe we don't work here.

by Gareth Hall April 18, 2008

dirka

A person of east-indian ethnicity, who enjoys pretending to be black, while actually suffering from extreme cowardice, lacking in fighting skills, and who must have an advantage to stand a chance in a fight (ie. knife). Also, someone who must have at least a 5 to 1 ratio in favor of themselves before commencing a fight, and who enjoys living with at least 15 people in the same, average sized house.

I got jumped by a dozen dirkas last night. It was close but i still won the fight.

by robin birdman mahony November 24, 2006

dirka bird

Bird that lives & poops in the bins. calls out dirks name, he thinks it's us. it has the head of a man with glasses & shaggy facial har & is a vegitarian who loves gamecube.

Look at that dirty dirka bird.

by dirka bird hunter July 26, 2006

dirkafied

Adjective: Possessing or exhibiting the properties of a dirka. esp. when describing inantimate objects or events. Malfuctioning, flawed, unresponsive, corrupt, broken.

1.) This cell phone gets no service, it is so dirkafied!
2.) The referee's calls are dirkafied, that's the third turnover this quarter.

by Elvishfarmer June 30, 2006