fucking asshole dipshit with funky hair

a jackass who puts braids in his hair and thinks hes cool..

hes also really sexy ;)

YOU JACKASS! YOU'RE ACTING LIKE MATT:a fucking asshole dipshit with funky hair!

by who needs to know? May 7, 2005

Dinosaur Dipshit Day

A day so amazingly sucky that you have to revert to using the word dinosuar in it, a word that normally shoudn't be used unless 1.The person in question is in the Museum of Natural history or 2.The person in question is a little boy in the 2nd Grade

"Man, yesterday was a DINOSAUR DIPSHIT DAY!"
"Do I know you??"

by TeenageLobotomy June 11, 2006

Dipship

a boy or girl who takes it in the butt (the ship-dips)
more commenly reffers to boys

cellz-dude i heard that kid does anal
thighmaster-ya hes a "dipship"

by cellz and thighmaster sam April 6, 2010

dipstick

a penis that is multi-colored

Clayton's penis was pink on one side and brown on the other! Plus that dipstick had a hairy ass!

by ibdablonde37 August 28, 2008

dipshit

a stupid-ass retarded person

George W Bush is a fuckin dipshit...LMAO

by jackson, j May 15, 2006

dipstick

1. the stick in your car used to measure how much oil you have.
2. a slang term for a person who is dumb
3. used as a substitute for "dipshit" whenever that particular word would be deemed inappropriate.

1. I looked at the car's dipstick, and it seems as though i need an oil change.
2. John is a total dipstick, he can't even tie his own shoes.
3. I got ripped off by that dipstick who fixed my stove.

by Russell July 11, 2004

dipshit

a dumb fuckhead who fucks shit up with no dick. a dipshit has a lame ass face which induces pain in children. their high pitched woman voices attract child molesters which then proceed to butt-fuck their small brains out.

"hey look its gage"
"wow he is such a dipshit"

by kliljjjjj August 18, 2011