Dio serpente a sonagli

Italian insult to God. It's like "Dio serpente" but used when the problem is particularly serious

"Dio serpente a sonagli, siamo in contromano!" Tr. "Dio serpente a sonagli, we are driving in a wrong way!"

"Dio serpente a sonagli mi sono chiuso il dito nel cassetto!!!" Tr. "Dio serpente a sonagli, I closed drawer with my finger in!!!"

"Una multa da 2000 €?????? Dio serpente a sonagli!" Tr. "A 2000 € fine????? Dio serpente a sonagli!"

by Luigi Da Lorenzana May 22, 2020

Dio da silva

The coolest dude alive, if you ever see this guy make sure to give him 2 dollars. Dio is so sweet, he has the voice of a angel, and omg that guy makes great chilli.

omg, is that Dio da silva?

by robert sucks dick November 15, 2022

dio tech tips

Professional ghoster

“Your acting like a dio tech tips!” “What?!”

by roka ! April 8, 2022

Kono Dio Da

Popular phrase spoken by Dio Brando in Jojo's Bizzare Adventure: Phantom Blood.

Otherwise known as the most unfunniest phrase in the JJBA fandom

"And now, your first kiss wasn't with Jojo... It was with me, Dio! Kono Dio Da!"

by AAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH June 22, 2020

Mano De Dios

The phrase used to describe when a woman's hand guides the male genitals into the "goal", named after the infamous Diego Maradona goal, whereby he punched the ball into the net and said afterwards it was the "hand of god", in the 1986 World Cup match between Argentina and England.

"As they had never before been together, Wanda gently showed Pedro the mano de dios."

by JohnnyTee June 16, 2008

juan de dios

-Known for having a chode and likes big dick up the ass. Usually has curly hair.

Juan De Dios has a small dick.

by cleme November 25, 2016

kono dio da

A phrase one uses when he steals his arch rivel's girlfriend's first kiss
Should only be done when you are shittly animeted while pointing your thumb in the direction of your mouth

Dio: you thought your first kiss would be

jojo but kono dio da

by Izathegoat May 4, 2018