Dentally retarded

Someone who *knows* they need to go to the dentist but keeps putting it off because they are scared, they don't want to spend the money, or they think the problem will just go away on its own.

Bob: My teeth are killing me.

Steph: Why don't you go see the dentist? You're always complaining about your teeth.

Bob: I don't wanna go.

Steph: Man, you are dentally retarded.

by VT T-Bear November 26, 2009

dictact

any type of contact with a penis. combined word from dick and contact.

"so you went home with him last night?! did you get the dictact?"

by toodown November 2, 2014

Dietard

An umbrella term for people with dietary allergies or other issues.

Instead of having to say "I don't know where we should go for dinner because Tony is a glutard, Bronwyn is a lactard and Michelle is vegan", you can say "I don't know where to go for dinner because we have a few dietards coming".

I don't know where to go for dinner because we have a few dietards coming

by PierceBlot September 5, 2014

dentamatrix

When a dental dominatrix. does a number on you, using scary procedures as whip and chains.

"Dude, my sexy dentamatrix dentist worked me over pretty good yesterday. I was screaming pull it out, pull it out now! I'm still freaked.

Doesn't that violate the rules of dominance, man? Did you launch?

She said, contemptuously, "Clean yourself off."

I was totally ashamed. My balls have shrunk, man.

by Steed Dropout August 25, 2012

Dantarctica

1. A destination that is too far for a lift or pickup. Like in Dante's Inferno, this place is likened to the 9th layer of Hell. It is dark and cold and the very last place you want to be.

Friend 1: "Can you come pick me up and take me to Yoghurtland?"
Friend 2: "I would if you didn't like in Dantarctica"

by Pusheen September 23, 2013

diltasia

Most beautiful but also caring person . Often others happiness before own . Known to have a bright personality and seems to always have a smile . The world needs more of them

Diltasia

by James ward October 8, 2013

Dentare

Slang for a totally stupid person. The worst person you can ever meet. Never use this on your friends, and never joke about it. Calling someone dentare can completely kill their reputation, so only use it on people you really hate,

Person 1: Omg, is John picking his nose?
Person 2: Ewww, yes!
Person 1: He is sooo dentare!

by ItzTheQueen April 24, 2014