Dexter

cat

Dexter is a cat.

by bunkyboy December 1, 2022

dexter 😈

dexter 😈

“dexter 😈”
“dexter 😈”
“John.”
“dexter 😈”

by maowzart January 2, 2023

Dexter

Dexters are one of the most best, adorable, and sweetest type of guys you can get. Dexters are also, a lot of the time, a huge nerd, but that's what makes him so adorable (even if he says he isn't). You will find yourself wanting to do everything for and with him. If you happen to get a Dexter to fall for you, you are a very lucky person. You will always feel welcomed by his presence. Also keep him close at all times because dexters are always getting into trouble somehow.

Dexter is the most precious boy I have ever met.

by Dexter sucks at Roblox November 22, 2023

Dexter the cat

Dumpster

"What a dexter the cat"

by XBshcbedhvbch August 14, 2023

Dexter, Michigan

A town that smells like poop

I once drove through dexter, Michigan Neils hometown and an overwhelming smell of poop completely engulfed my car.... it was so strong i called Neil, my friend, to complain and he admitted that yeah its like that sometimes... what a hillbilly,

by Achenson August 26, 2023

Dexter’s Laughing

Buying lots of worthless items and in coincidence, said worthless item goes up in value and demand, making you a profit. This phrase is named after Timothy Dexter, who was known for being stupid and taking bad advice to buy or send useless items that was meant to make him poor, but ended up making him a profit due to coincidence of high demand. This phrase comes from Sam O’Nellas Academy where he said “demands went way up, dexters laughing.” video on Timothy Dexter when describing the event where he bought lots of whale bone and then coincidentally, mean wearing corsets became a big thing in France, therefore causing him to get a huge profit.

Person 1: “I just bought a bunch of Blockbuster gift cards for pennies and in a dumb found if luck, shortly after, Blockbuster gift cards went up in value.”

Person 2: “Dexter’s Laughing”

by Grizzlydino August 28, 2023

Dexter Morgan

Widely considered as a sociopath or messed up obsessed psychopath who is obsessed with cooking red meat beefs. He turns into a monster(he calls his killer instincs as dark passenger) after experiencing his mother's brutal execution with chainsaw made by drug dealers in a container. In my opinion Dexter's last season was full of disappointment and his behaviors on last season were against the nature and definiton of a psychopath. So my personal opinion is he is a pure sociopath. BTW His son is a real pimp. Except from the last season, it's totally a masterpiece and you should read the book of show.

Jacob: I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask not just me.
Mark: Patrick Bateman?
Jacob: lol, Dexter Morgan.
Mark: Difference?
Jacob: At least he does not slay innocent ladies.
Mark: Lol, 'innocent ladies'
Jacob: Shh, don't give spoilers.

by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023