The Dexter

When you have an explosive diarrhea shit but the hemroids burst causing the blood spatter to spray all over the bowl.

Looks like someone died in there bro. Like watching "The Dexter" show all-over again

by Greg from The Committee May 31, 2023

Dexters

General scumbags of society

Dexters being defined as a group or entity who attempt immorally and illegally (and in a cowardly manner) to absolve themselves of any responsibility even at the cost of someone's financial and mental state.

Often relative to rental agreements handled in the worst way humanly possible.

by publicmorals February 22, 2023

Dextering

When a girl at your school that gets around starts flirting with you

There’s this girl at my school that’s dextering me

by Upsyndicate March 12, 2025

Dexter

A beautiful, sexy man who will do anything to please you. Dexters are handsome boys who are very smart, funny, and athletic . Dexters are great in bed and always give the best head.every girl wishes that there was dexter to fuck every 7 seconds. He has a massive dick, and knows how to please the ladies. They are great boyfriends who will make you laugh until you pee yourself.

Me: who is that?

Friend: oh that’s dexter, the hottest guy in school.

by User174728 February 10, 2024

Dexter

the best person alive, usually the 2nd funniest person in the class, plays alot of fortnite but not all day cuz hes not a loser.

Dexter is the best! hes so cool!

by Dexter the great April 29, 2024

Blake Dexter

A gay ass hoe who is the biggest sub you'll ever meet. smokes weed 25/8 and likes to be dominanted. a real penis.

Person: Man, that gay guy is so submissive!
Person 2: Sounds like you got a real Blake Dexter!

by spookyjojo April 9, 2019

Dexterous

To dispose of a body in a “Dexter” type way.

The way the dad disposes of bodies in “In Cold Pursuit” is very Dexterous.

by KinkyKitterKat December 18, 2019