Dumpster Detention

Dumpster Detention was invented by a group of crime fighting Australian pioneers from the Sutherland Shire, who believed that any form of crime/misbehaviour/offensiveness should be punishable.

Dumpster Detention refers to the process of picking up an individual who has committed a minor crime/offense and placing them into a bin/dumpster. The individual is kept in said bin/dumpster for an amount of time appropriate to their crime/offence.

Guy 1: I disagree with your opinion. I believe that Edward from Twilight COULD kick Batman's backside.

Guy 2: That statement is offensive to myself, Batman and every being on this planet. I, therefore, decree that you shall be placed into Dumpster Detention till you see the error of your ways.

Guy 1: What is Dumps...Ack!

Guy 2: *picks up the offensive person and places them in the nearest trash receptacle*

by Australian Captain America. February 9, 2012

penile detention

1.DETENTION FOR THE PENILE
2. DETENTION WHERE YOU GET PENETRATED

1. I screwed someone in class so I got penile detention.
2. Is Joey okay? No, he got penile detention

by The_Janky_and_spanky_monkey November 13, 2014

divine inter-detention

holding people indefinably at guantanamo bay defined by Steven Colbert on his show 6-18-2008

the bush administration would like divine inter-detention at gitmo.

by hide08 August 4, 2009

Tillamook County Lie Detector Test

A practice used by cruel, corrupt, and heavy-handed police officers to force a confession. From the song "Tillamook County Jail" by Todd Snider: "I've got a lump on my head and boot print on my chest/from what the guys in here call the Tillamook County Lie Detector Test/Well I did my best/but it's a tough test not to fail"

Tillamook County is in Oregon, of course.

1st Heavy-handed pig with huge, hairy, pussy-tickler mustache. "Found this hippy hitch-hiking on I-5."

2nd Heavy-handed pig, "Well, administer the Tillamook County Lie Detector Test, and we'll have him confess to vagrancy, illegal trespassing, resisting arrest, and armed robbery. And we'll check the files for any unsolved crimes we can have him confess to."

by Alfred E. Pnuemyn January 22, 2011

Detective Comics

A comic book series featuring Batman that is published by DC comics.

Nerd 1: Yo dude I bought detective comics number 647, the joker is in it

Nerd 2: Whoa your so cool dude

by BatmanGod August 26, 2005

Idiot detector

A method or strategy of identifying easily manipulated or gullible people.

The Standing Rock Sioux DAPA solidarity check in served only as an idiot detector. As all 3 methods which it described would filter fake check ins by default.

by Novans November 1, 2016

delectable

highly pleasuring or delightful, esp. to the taste

Red's brother looks as delectable as strawberries.

by Jill January 12, 2005