Kentucky Derby

During intercourse man grabs a bucket of KFC and shoves the largest chicken leg he kind find in his partner's vagina. He then "races" to ejaculate all over his partner's face. When he is finished he pulls the chicken out of her vagina and if it is still warm he eats it.

"You finally going to get with Lequisha tonight?"

"Hell yeah! I might even go for the Kentucky Derby. Looks like I'm taking her tKentuckyo KFC for dinner."

Kentucky Derby by Quiefmasters October 16, 2009

Home Run Derby 

the act of inserting both testicles into an anus or vagina and attempting to launch ejaculatory fluids as far as possible onto or over your partner while testicles remain inserted into such cavity.

Jake: "What did you and Jessica get into last night?"

Dirty D: "We went to Captain D's and then we had some fun at home. She is a freak. We started getting physical and then the next thing I know, I am playing home run derby with her.

Jake: "Aww man, you are sick. How did you do it?"

Dirty D: "When I got ready, I just slipped them in her ass and started shooting. I hit the head board once and her tits a couple times. It was a mess and my nuts stunk."

Home Run Derby by HRD October 6, 2012

Kentucky Derby

A stand-up shitting contest with a photo finish (to avoid disputes, of course). Two or more individuals partake in a standing defecation where winners are determined by the longest unbroken "tail" at any given point.

I heard the DC Talk roadies used to crunk up the groupies and hold Kentucky Derbys to decide which ones got to hang with the band.

Kentucky Derby by Mung the Merciful October 16, 2008

demolition derby 

A bunch of hicks slamming into each other at a small county fair to show their honeys they're tough.
A bunch of poor white trash who can't sell their cars for squat so they enter them in to try and win a thousand bucks and lose more of their brain cells that they barely have.
Family reunion for a bunch of inbred cousin slammers who live in trailer courts

Middle class man went to the fair with his family to show his kids a bunch of insane people at the demolition derby.

demolition derby by road trash October 4, 2005

kentucky derby

Sex lasting as long as The Kentucky Derby (approximately two mintues).

"Me and the 'ol lady did The Kentucky Derby last night."

kentucky derby by Indian Charlie May 24, 2006

Delaware derby

Yet another name for a mullet.

"I went to the Punkin Chunkin festival and saw a sweet Delaware derby!"

Delaware derby by Brian Salamone October 24, 2006

Downtown Derby 

A sexual act, and a certain form of bukkake. A white woman has a group of ten African-American men or more, completely naked and ready to screw. One man jerks off over the woman at a time, and he only has 30 seconds to ejaculate. The next man in line repeats the process, and so on, and so on, until the woman is completely covered with semen.
The origin of this term is quite simple, but a little racially biased. Downtown, referring to the African-Americans, symbolizes "gangsta," "pimp," etc.
Derby, however, is a different story. Racecar driving, AKA "NASCAR", is only watched by Caucasian rednecks, which is why it refers to the white woman. It also signifies why the males have to ejaculate so quickly.

Dude, did you see that video on insert porn website name here?
Yeah, bro, she totally got a Downtown Derby!

Downtown Derby by Suk-Ji Long-Shlong July 15, 2010