Wilkinson Delight

The act of getting cum on ones hand and smacking and rubbing the cum on another person's face

Hank: What are you doing? That's gross!

Sean: Dude it's called a Wilkinson Delight!

Hank: Wipe it off!

Sean: No Way.

by Johnson69 January 23, 2009

Douglas Triplett Delight

A Douglas Triplett Delight involves one or more men with hairy testicles, a cantaloupe, and an oscillating floor fan. The men with hairy testicles drape them over the fan whilst eating the cantaloupe allowing the juice to drip down from their chest pubes down to their ball fro allowing the juice to crystallize for a refreshing taste for their lovers after Crotch Rot has taken effect. Warning!! Do not allow your penis and or testicles to come in contact with the blades of the fan for this will hurt with a great deal of pain. Also there are several variations to this position.

Mike bought a Douglas Triplett Delight befor he left for Chicago.

by Feet scruber August 12, 2009

Cops Delight

The act of taking a girl in the ass, pulling out and spewing all over her ass. Thus transforming the ass into an over sized glazed donut.

Transforming the ass into an over sized glazed donut. Thus named the Cops Delight.

by Sassyhart August 25, 2010

Dewsbury Delight

The sexual act of forcing your partner to take a poo and when you see the head coming, jam your fingers in there and force it back up.

Last night i totally Dewsbury Delighted my girl. got my fingers abit messy though

by The dman6969 March 12, 2015

Thomas Matthew Delonge

Thomas Matthew Delonge is a singer/guitarist for the most amazing band, Blink 182. He was born December 13, 1975 in Poway, California. He is unfortunately married to Jennifer Jenkins, now Jennifer Delonge. He is the hottest man alive, without a doubt. Many people praise him. He is currently in Blink 182 and Angels and Airwaves, two amazing bands, Blink 182 being the best. He used to be in Boxcar Racer also. He has a very distinct voice which makes him even more irresistable. He has an obsession over UFO's and Aliens, and he really does not care what people think of him. He is a unique, and different soul, which makes him interesting.

who are you talking about when you capitalize Him?
well, Thomas Matthew Delonge of course!

by Mrs. Delonge June 10, 2010

One Night Delight

Hooking up with someone for one night of sex with no strings attached and hoping to never see them again. It is important not to exchange any personal info with them so they can't track you down and stalk you later.

See "One Night Stand"

I had a one night delight with this guy I picked up at the club.

by sweaterdouche October 23, 2007

Alabama Delight

The act of ejaculating inside a girl, taking a shit inside her vagina, then topping it off with 10 tablespoons of sugar. The male then uses a spoon to stir it all up and eventually eat from it

My girl admires my skills as a chef and wanted something sweet. So I gave her an Alabama Delight

by asdjdijrurnngugnnnu April 18, 2017