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Dereep

A mystical animal which is half reindeer, half sheep.
Commonly found in Manchester and Cheshire, this creature has many names, such as 'Fluffy', 'Smelly Buzz' and 'Dereepy'. The process of its conception is pretty simple, however only a select few know how the multiple 'baaa's' are given. Dereeps can only be seen by certain people who have superhuman powers (Batman and Spiderman).
Batman: Our Dereep is due on your birthday!
Spiderman: Really? The 17th of June?
Batman: Yes :D
Spiderman: Well in that case, we must increase it's baaaa's! We need a healthy dereep!
*Off to the bedroom they go*
by Batty (: July 13, 2010
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3rd DEGREE Resume BURNS

Having 3 or more degrees and still not being able to find employment thereafter.
John just finished his Master's Degree and now employers are saying he's overqualified. He already had an Associates and a Bachelors and still can't find a job! The only things he's receiving are 3rd Degree Resume BURNS!
by sweetjdubs August 6, 2010
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Idiot Degree

A college degree that cannot be applied to any useful career that would actually pay you enough money to survive. These degrees are usually recieved when students Major in such categories as History, Art History, and uncommon european languages.
Oh yeah, i spent eight years getting my idiot degree in history, turns out, theres no real jobs for that, im an idiot.

Bob said his kid is getting a masters in Ancient Slavic languages at Harvard. What an expensive way to get an idiot degree.
by crapple2011 October 13, 2011
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69 degree penetrator

A measurement device used by gynecologists around the world: take a compass, stick it in, and if she says nothing after it hits 69 degrees then she is healthy.
I just visited the gynecologist the other day. She used the 69 Degree Penetrator and I measured only 42.0 degrees... I guess I'm not that quality
by Quick Scoping Fgt April 22, 2015
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MR degree

Marry Rich Degree. When a person gets a rich or potentially rich spouse by marrying someone in a major with high earning potential or someone who is rich. It also refers to people in low income potential majors that must marry high income potential majors to pay off student loans or live luxury lifestyles. The potential spousal options are majoring in something that will make them wealthy or are already wealthy.
I need an MR degree to pay off my student loans. She parties a lot in college because she’s only here for a MR degree. His Daddy’s money is running out so he needs an MR degree.
by Anne332 August 5, 2020
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nursing degree

1. consuming a beer in a democratic nature 2. failing to finish a beer in a timely manner
Max-"Damn someones being dontastic and working on their nursing degree again"
Marc-"hey at least i'm not as democratic as don himself, sharing a miller lite with a 2 and leaving half of it"
by f23ftw January 13, 2008
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3 degrees warmer

It is a well known fact that the booty is 3 degrees warmer than the vajayjay. Next time you're rejected at entering the sensual rear end sauna just mention this fact. It's sure to keep you warm on those cold winter nights.
penis is vagina is nice, but penis in the anus is tighter and 3 degrees warmer... mmm
Wow... whenever i have bum sex with my gf it it feels so warm, 3 degrees warmer to be exzact.
by Matthew "Camel" Toews April 22, 2008
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