Serial dater

Usually female, who starts off with a profile on a free dating website. She has been on that website for years and often updates her picture to hind the fact she might get recognised from years past.

Her intent is to go on an all expenses paid date knowingly that she'll never work towards a relationship with the average Joe.

She's only interested in a single date as she thinks she's better than the guy but reality shows she's just an average Jane herself. She is quite happy to have drinks and a meals paid for her and won't buy a round back. She's already working on how to let you down in her text message that she'll send you later that evening.

You've popped off to the toilet and she's on her phone looking for the next victim.

I recognise that girls photo on plenty of fish from when I was single 2 years ago and 2 years ago from then ......and another 2 years from then! She's still on there.... Definitely avoid her as she's such a serial dater.....

by Uniqueguy October 1, 2018

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two-dayer

A bad hangover which results in 2 days of hell. The first day is gone and a complete blur. The second is the traditional hung over day.

My friends from college came up, drank until 4 in the morning and the debauchery resulted in a two-dayer from hell. I was fired on monday and wasn't told until Tuesday, which I thought was monday.

by I think I'm still 21 January 11, 2010

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