Dave

A shit mechanic from South africa

Do nt do that,that's what Dave would do

by G dogo February 25, 2022

Dave

Dave is the worst barber in New Jersey. Generally he is used to punish kids with horrible haircuts.

My son bought v-bucks on my credit card so I took him to Dave for punishment.

by King dedede Discord server August 03, 2022

Dave

A term used to refer to the laziest person in a group.

Oh man, I was the dave of the party.

by RapperJorge June 12, 2019

Dave

Dave is the sexiest name known to man, Dave is used in the context of a spiders name ; the spider has to be thicc and hairy for it to class as a Dave

Gerrard:Guess what Harrie! A Dave was on my wall
Harrie: Are you sure it was a Dave.Was it thicc and hairy?
Gerrard:You bet, it crawled all over my face!

by Ash-Dave Krystee-Dave April 16, 2019

Dave

A very bent man with no hair and can be found teaching geography in the uni of gayness

Bro he be a Dave

by Female jacculant sex bot December 08, 2019

Dave

Men who comment unnecessarily on the condition of a woman’s body

Man: ur fat

Suck a fat wienerrrrrrr, DAVE

by nennycakes February 05, 2021

Dave

An obscure reference to Toby Keith's "Not as good as I once was" song in which he yells "oh ddaaaavvveee!". However, taken to the next extreme with a group of friends to mean basically everything and everyone. Very annoying and nonsensical. Can also be used as David (pronounced as Dave-Ed) or most commonly used as OHDAVID!?

Aaron: Oh hey Dave, did you Dave that Dave last Thursdave?
Boris: OhDave! I totally Daved the Dave on Mondave Dave! Oh Dave!
Aaron: ohhhh! that's great Dave! Well next time save some Dave for Dave!
Boris: OHDAVID!?

by MomoShiggens March 18, 2009